10 Reasons why gay marrige should be illegal
13-Nov-2006, 01:45 PM
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10 Reasons why gay marrige should be illegal
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Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. .
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Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. .
13-Nov-2006, 02:20 PM
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Good Post, my favorite...
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
13-Nov-2006, 02:28 PM
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well, sodomy is still illegal, therefore a gay couple couldn't legally consumate a marriage ... legally speaking. you see how that works?
I just think sodomy is unnatural... whether it's man on woman, man on man, or priest style - man on boy. LOL
there are many things in religion that ppl couldn't understand why it's forbidden, but as time goes on, more and more things become clear.... pre-marital sex and gay sex spreads disease, eating pork is almost like cannibalism (cuz pigs and humans are so genetically similar) and so on....
I just think sodomy is unnatural... whether it's man on woman, man on man, or priest style - man on boy. LOL
there are many things in religion that ppl couldn't understand why it's forbidden, but as time goes on, more and more things become clear.... pre-marital sex and gay sex spreads disease, eating pork is almost like cannibalism (cuz pigs and humans are so genetically similar) and so on....
13-Nov-2006, 02:41 PM
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you are aware technically sodomy includes oral sex? sticking your ***** into a mouth is just as natural as sticking it in an anus.
sodomy is not illegal in all states.
i'm not one for the battle of gay rights, i think other things are far more important, but i liked the top ten list..
sodomy is not illegal in all states.
i'm not one for the battle of gay rights, i think other things are far more important, but i liked the top ten list..
13-Nov-2006, 10:17 PM
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Originally posted by bbarbulo
well, sodomy is still illegal, therefore a gay couple couldn't legally consumate a marriage ... legally speaking. you see how that works?
I just think sodomy is unnatural... whether it's man on woman, man on man, or priest style - man on boy. LOL
there are many things in religion that ppl couldn't understand why it's forbidden, but as time goes on, more and more things become clear.... pre-marital sex and gay sex spreads disease, eating pork is almost like cannibalism (cuz pigs and humans are so genetically similar) and so on....
well, sodomy is still illegal, therefore a gay couple couldn't legally consumate a marriage ... legally speaking. you see how that works?
I just think sodomy is unnatural... whether it's man on woman, man on man, or priest style - man on boy. LOL
there are many things in religion that ppl couldn't understand why it's forbidden, but as time goes on, more and more things become clear.... pre-marital sex and gay sex spreads disease, eating pork is almost like cannibalism (cuz pigs and humans are so genetically similar) and so on....
and ok sure, the pork thing: jews were forbidden to eat it not because of any human similarity, i have NO idea where you got that, but they were forbidden to eat things that were problematic at the time due to disease and bacteria. nowadays we have innoculations (which aren't natural BTW but you don't see people rushing to make those illegal) against many diseases making many foods and activities safer.
honestly why are some people so crazy for taking health tips from vague stories written thousands of years ago?
14-Nov-2006, 02:08 AM
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well first off there is no legal requirement that a marriage be sexually consummated .. haha can you imagine, the govt REQUIRING that people have sex once they get married.. anyways.
and ok sure, the pork thing: jews were forbidden to eat it not because of any human similarity, i have NO idea where you got that, but they were forbidden to eat things that were problematic at the time due to disease and bacteria. nowadays we have innoculations (which aren't natural BTW but you don't see people rushing to make those illegal) against many diseases making many foods and activities safer.
honestly why are some people so crazy for taking health tips from vague stories written thousands of years ago?
well first off there is no legal requirement that a marriage be sexually consummated .. haha can you imagine, the govt REQUIRING that people have sex once they get married.. anyways.
and ok sure, the pork thing: jews were forbidden to eat it not because of any human similarity, i have NO idea where you got that, but they were forbidden to eat things that were problematic at the time due to disease and bacteria. nowadays we have innoculations (which aren't natural BTW but you don't see people rushing to make those illegal) against many diseases making many foods and activities safer.
honestly why are some people so crazy for taking health tips from vague stories written thousands of years ago?
http://genome.wellcome.ac.uk/doc_wtd020910.html
http://www.mayoclinic.org/news2004-rst/2087.html
http://www.actionbioscience.org/biotech/grey.html
if it was due to bacteria and disease, why didn't chickens get banned from the menu as well??? or other fowel?
and in fact, a marriage IS null and void if it is not consummated.
Main Entry: 2con·sum·mate
Pronunciation: 'kän(t)-s&-"mAt
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -mat·ed; -mat·ing
transitive verb
1 a : FINISH, COMPLETE <consummate a business deal> b : to make perfect c : ACHIEVE
2 : to make (marital union) complete by sexual intercourse <consummate a marriage>
as per marriam webster dictionary... I'd look up the law for you, but I'm kinda drunk right now.
you got anything else smart to say??
14-Nov-2006, 02:14 AM
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ahhh **** it.... here is the law
http://www.ontariodivorces.com/annulment.html
http://www.ontariodivorces.com/annulment.html
The most common ground for annulment is non-consummation. Consummation refers to making the marriage complete by sexual intercourse. Incapacity to consummate the marriage by complete sexual intercourse may, in some circumstances be grounds for annulment. A single act of consummation eliminates this possible ground for annulment.
