13 Things to do at Wal-Mart
30-Sep-2005, 12:17 AM
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13 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares."
5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shopper you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
9. When handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission:Impossible" theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME", "PICK ME".
12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Sorry if it's a Repost, but this is some funny sihit
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares."
5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shopper you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
9. When handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission:Impossible" theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME", "PICK ME".
12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Sorry if it's a Repost, but this is some funny sihit
30-Sep-2005, 09:35 AM
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1, 2, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13 were the best to do. and for number 4 I know the code in there phones to do it over the loud speaker so I did it over the loud speaker.
its mostly old people in wal-mart so I got alot of dirty looks from them. lol. I shoulda video taped it.
its mostly old people in wal-mart so I got alot of dirty looks from them. lol. I shoulda video taped it.
30-Sep-2005, 04:09 PM
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LOL.....on some of their products they have a little piece of metal that sticks to the product. I used to peel them off and stick them in ppls purses/bags. It was so funny watching them look through everything.
I loved #12 BTW!
I loved #12 BTW!
30-Sep-2005, 04:12 PM
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Originally posted by Gutro
LOL.....on some of their products they have a little piece of metal that sticks to the product. I used to peel them off and stick them in ppls purses/bags. It was so funny watching them look through everything.
I loved #12 BTW!
LOL.....on some of their products they have a little piece of metal that sticks to the product. I used to peel them off and stick them in ppls purses/bags. It was so funny watching them look through everything.
I loved #12 BTW!
i used to do that too they used too leave sheets of them out and we would take em and stick em all over people and on the way out stick one to the alarm post 
