its true....work would be so much more better to go to

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think and not what
management wants to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling..
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
16. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
17. Sitting "Bare ***" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross

 

hahaha thats funny and true!!!

 

I dont know about yall but I dont wanna see my boss naked

 

haha...funny *** post and soo fuken true

i would love to see one of my co-workers naked

 

boss no...co-workers YES!!!

i really wish i could jus get hammed and go to work, would make life that much better.

 

we drink at my fall/winter job at christmas...it really makes everything better, but i dont want to see my boss naked.hells no

 

yeah, but no work would ever get done. productivity would be next to nothing..

 

unless you worked in the beer factory (molson/labate)

 

i work in a printing press and if u misjudge what u are doing u wil have no arms or fingers or skin so i have 2 be very alert


imagine 2 big *** steel rolers going around at 50000000 times a min that are gompressed together with 300lb of air and then u put a finger in there in a miliseckond it ripps your boddy through the rolers and whatever comes out the other side is paper thin


so i cant be drinking at my bob i kinda need arms and legs 2 drive my civic

 

my boss said we can drink as long as we function at an acceptable level...so thats when the beers broke out and good times rolled...selling car parts is great!

 

Quite dangerous.

 

i went to work drunk once and it was pretty fun