1970 vs. 2007
26-Jun-2007, 03:38 PM
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1970 vs. 2007
SCHOOL DAYS
1970 vs. 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1970 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down. FBI called. Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1970 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody arrested; nobody expelled.
2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault. Both expelled, even though Johnny started it.
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Scenario: Jeffrey won't keep still in class; disrupts other students.
1970 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1970 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster
care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1970 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called. Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1970 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, and goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for гraduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
1970 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism. FBI investigates parents. Siblings removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list; not allowed to fly again.
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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1970 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes five years of
psycho-therapy.
1970 vs. 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1970 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down. FBI called. Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1970 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody arrested; nobody expelled.
2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault. Both expelled, even though Johnny started it.
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Scenario: Jeffrey won't keep still in class; disrupts other students.
1970 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1970 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster
care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
-----------------------------------------
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1970 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called. Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1970 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, and goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for гraduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
1970 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism. FBI investigates parents. Siblings removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list; not allowed to fly again.
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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1970 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes five years of
psycho-therapy.
26-Jun-2007, 04:02 PM
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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
This one should be
1970 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody arrested; nobody expelled.
2007 Johnny and his friends swam Mark & kill him, Teacher looks the other way, police are called, swat team arrives, school into lock down, hundreds of students need therapy, etc.,
This one should be
1970 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody arrested; nobody expelled.
2007 Johnny and his friends swam Mark & kill him, Teacher looks the other way, police are called, swat team arrives, school into lock down, hundreds of students need therapy, etc.,
26-Jun-2007, 08:33 PM
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I like it... lol
although I grew up in a small town not in TO so maybe the thread should be called the
"the difference in TO" lol
because we still did most things old school
shiat all my friends took 2 weeks of when dear season started.
Took the day off school to help cut wood!
although I grew up in a small town not in TO so maybe the thread should be called the
"the difference in TO" lol
because we still did most things old school
shiat all my friends took 2 weeks of when dear season started.
Took the day off school to help cut wood!
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