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17-Dec-2003, 12:50 PM
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Oh Father George, I have come to you to pray and please forgive my sins.... Now can I go **********?
17-Dec-2003, 01:09 PM
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Originally posted by Nova_Dust
Oh Father George, I have come to you to pray and please forgive my sins.... Now can I go **********?
Oh Father George, I have come to you to pray and please forgive my sins.... Now can I go **********?
if thinking about religion does it for you then sure
knock yourself out 
anyways good luck George... if anything this thread is funny
17-Dec-2003, 01:31 PM
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if you do go through with it, just be carefull, its like walking around with a loaded weapon with a hair trigger...lol any little movement will set it off...
The longest i ever went was about 3 weeks i think, i went out west, therefore was away from the g/f so i decided to do it just to see how much pressure i could build up lol, not for any self gratification/ crap reasons, it was purly for jokes... man that day i came home was the ultimate money shot... oh the memorys, her eye was red for a week! lol
The longest i ever went was about 3 weeks i think, i went out west, therefore was away from the g/f so i decided to do it just to see how much pressure i could build up lol, not for any self gratification/ crap reasons, it was purly for jokes... man that day i came home was the ultimate money shot... oh the memorys, her eye was red for a week! lol
17-Dec-2003, 01:36 PM
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Originally posted by BoOsTZeX
if you do go through with it, just be carefull, its like walking around with a loaded weapon with a hair trigger...lol any little movement will set it off...
The longest i ever went was about 3 weeks i think, i went out west, therefore was away from the g/f so i decided to do it just to see how much pressure i could build up lol, not for any self gratification/ crap reasons, it was purly for jokes... man that day i came home was the ultimate money shot... oh the memorys, her eye was red for a week! lol
if you do go through with it, just be carefull, its like walking around with a loaded weapon with a hair trigger...lol any little movement will set it off...
The longest i ever went was about 3 weeks i think, i went out west, therefore was away from the g/f so i decided to do it just to see how much pressure i could build up lol, not for any self gratification/ crap reasons, it was purly for jokes... man that day i came home was the ultimate money shot... oh the memorys, her eye was red for a week! lol
17-Dec-2003, 01:48 PM
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Originally posted by gatherer
toooo much ...... Information............
toooo much ...... Information............
well you went and quoted it, so too bad no sence on editing it
its just jokes anyway, this whole thread is too much information 
17-Dec-2003, 02:03 PM
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Originally posted by BoOsTZeX
well you went and quoted it, so too bad no sence on editing it its just jokes anyway, this whole thread is too much information
well you went and quoted it, so too bad no sence on editing it
its just jokes anyway, this whole thread is too much information
and yes I was joking around as well ....
17-Dec-2003, 02:05 PM
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honestly though if you save it up for a bit then it is sooo much better when you do "release" after 2 weeks after I jerked I went to bed... I fucked beat the livign crap outta my dick it was a great experience
I fucked beat the livign crap outta my dick it was a great experience
17-Dec-2003, 02:14 PM
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Originally posted by dingus8
honestly though if you save it up for a bit then it is sooo much better when you do "release" after 2 weeks after I jerked I went to bed... I fucked beat the livign crap outta my dick it was a great experience
honestly though if you save it up for a bit then it is sooo much better when you do "release" after 2 weeks after I jerked I went to bed...
I fucked beat the livign crap outta my dick it was a great experience
ur just like......HOLY ****!.....for those of u who have never saved up.......time to start saving.....what better time then now too....start the save process today.....and let 'er rip on boxing day........a nice xmas present to urself or ur g/f.....lol
17-Dec-2003, 02:41 PM
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Originally posted by ~ILLEST CIV~
for those of u who have never saved up.......time to start saving.....what better time then now too....start the save process today.....and let 'er rip on boxing day........a nice xmas present to urself or ur g/f.....lol
for those of u who have never saved up.......time to start saving.....what better time then now too....start the save process today.....and let 'er rip on boxing day........a nice xmas present to urself or ur g/f.....lol
17-Dec-2003, 02:43 PM
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Originally posted by dingus8
honestly though if you save it up for a bit then it is sooo much better when you do "release" after 2 weeks after I jerked I went to bed... I fucked beat the livign crap outta my dick it was a great experience
honestly though if you save it up for a bit then it is sooo much better when you do "release" after 2 weeks after I jerked I went to bed...
I fucked beat the livign crap outta my dick it was a great experience
LOL
17-Dec-2003, 02:44 PM
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HAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL JEEEZZZ
Gotta love it........haha
Gotta love it........haha
17-Dec-2003, 02:46 PM
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That is just classic material...I may have to add that to my sig...pending the admins approval...LOL
17-Dec-2003, 02:50 PM
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Originally posted by JookSingKid
What a great line for a Wal-mart Commercial
What a great line for a Wal-mart Commercial
17-Dec-2003, 02:52 PM
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man, if i waited that long, the next person would go through the wall !
Haha, dont ask me why i'm saying this, but I remember when I went to a party last summer, and this broad passed out on a bed, and my buddies somehow came up with the bright idea of doing it in her eyes
When she woke up the next morning she couldn't open her eyes. She thought she had pink eye but then we just got some warm water and it came off easily. The expression on her face was priceless.
Oh yeah, imagine holding a fart for that long, would it kill you holding it ? No, but it will kill you once you release it !
Haha, dont ask me why i'm saying this, but I remember when I went to a party last summer, and this broad passed out on a bed, and my buddies somehow came up with the bright idea of doing it in her eyes
When she woke up the next morning she couldn't open her eyes. She thought she had pink eye but then we just got some warm water and it came off easily. The expression on her face was priceless.
Oh yeah, imagine holding a fart for that long, would it kill you holding it ? No, but it will kill you once you release it !
17-Dec-2003, 02:56 PM
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Originally posted by 2 rice 4 u
this broad passed out on a bed, and my buddies somehow came up with the bright idea of doing it in her eyes
this broad passed out on a bed, and my buddies somehow came up with the bright idea of doing it in her eyes
OH MAN THAT'Z CLASSIC.......HOLY ****.......who does that?.....seriously......haha the days of massive high school parties......i miss those......
HAHA NOW I'M ONTO BIG TINGS...haha COLLEGE MASSIVE PARTIES!...hahaha
it does kill holding a fart in......and when it goes it doesn't hurt....it feels like heaven man.....oh wait....the smell....yah the smell would kill u..and anyone around.....lol
17-Dec-2003, 03:06 PM
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ya, this is my last year, i'm going to live it up !
17-Dec-2003, 03:09 PM
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labatia still hasent followed up on his thread, lol he has no idea whats in store for him.. hes gonna have a riot reading through all these posts...lol maybe it will be motivating for him 
17-Dec-2003, 03:11 PM
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good luck.... i would give you 2 weeks
17-Dec-2003, 03:18 PM
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oh yeah, forgot about another story that happened about 2 months ago 
I still laugh thinking about it.
I was at my buddys house, and we had about 5 guys just drinking and watching hockey game. Then I hear that 2 broads are coming over. I'm like great, then I hear there on #$%^& road which is the road that his house is on but its really long. So I said ok, i'll go pick em up. He said take my car (BMW) i'm like ok. So I go pick em up and then they come to the house. One of them went straight to hard liquor we were like uhhh, ok? So then abuot 1 hour later, she takes her top off and her bra and sits down we were like waaa the ****. (Did i mention she was brutal) So then me being sneaky, snag her shirt. She then had to walk around all night without a shirt on. I was trying to pull a funny prank on her since I didn't even know her and she was being stupidily loud and obnoxious (sp?). So then me being smart, I talk to my buddies to tell them what i'm thinking of doing and they just started bustin out laughing. So then, I made my buddy do it. I made him splooge all over her shirt on the front. When he was done, she was getting pissed cuz she couldn't find her shirt. She was hammered by the way. So then we gave it to her and she didn't even notice. There were stains all over the front of her shirt ! I couldn't stop laughing because she didn't even notice. She ended up wearing it home and I could just imagine what her parents said when she seen them that night !
I still laugh thinking about it.
I was at my buddys house, and we had about 5 guys just drinking and watching hockey game. Then I hear that 2 broads are coming over. I'm like great, then I hear there on #$%^& road which is the road that his house is on but its really long. So I said ok, i'll go pick em up. He said take my car (BMW) i'm like ok. So I go pick em up and then they come to the house. One of them went straight to hard liquor we were like uhhh, ok? So then abuot 1 hour later, she takes her top off and her bra and sits down we were like waaa the ****. (Did i mention she was brutal) So then me being sneaky, snag her shirt. She then had to walk around all night without a shirt on. I was trying to pull a funny prank on her since I didn't even know her and she was being stupidily loud and obnoxious (sp?). So then me being smart, I talk to my buddies to tell them what i'm thinking of doing and they just started bustin out laughing. So then, I made my buddy do it. I made him splooge all over her shirt on the front. When he was done, she was getting pissed cuz she couldn't find her shirt. She was hammered by the way. So then we gave it to her and she didn't even notice. There were stains all over the front of her shirt ! I couldn't stop laughing because she didn't even notice. She ended up wearing it home and I could just imagine what her parents said when she seen them that night !
