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Old 08-Mar-2006, 02:45 PM
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afternoon joke

A male whale and a female whale were swimming of the Coast of Japan
>>when they noticed a whaling ship.
>>
>>The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had Harpooned
>> his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets
>>both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same
>>time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
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>>They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
>>
>>Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard
>> and were swimming to the safety of shore.
>>
>>The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the
>> female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach
>> the shore."
>>
>>At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow
>>him.
>>
>> Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely
>>refuse to swallow the seamen
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Old 08-Mar-2006, 03:10 PM
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eeeeeeh JP, don't know buddy.......
 
Old 08-Mar-2006, 03:11 PM
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Thats Great ... funny stuff .. I enjoyed that joke
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Old 08-Mar-2006, 03:13 PM
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rofl, that's good
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Old 08-Mar-2006, 03:14 PM
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oh god i busted out laughing. The worst part is i I was reading out loud to my boss, and since I never read it I didnt know what it would say... I looked over at him and hes laughing too so whew!!!! saved...
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Old 08-Mar-2006, 03:18 PM
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that was garbage.

Double B, I think you should go into your hotmail and pull one out.

show him how it's done.
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