50° Fahrenheit (10° C).
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C).
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C).
American water freezes.
Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C).
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C).
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C).
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C).
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C).
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C).
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

 

LOL...better chance of Hell freezing over....LOL

 

hahah....ok this one makes up for your burger king post

 

its REALLY EASY to convert it you know eh?
i learned it from BOB AND DOUG MACKENZIE

if you want to go from celcius to fahrenheit you double it and add 30
so 5° C would be 40°F
25°C would be 80°F so on and so forth

and to get from Fahrenheit to Celcius you just go the other way
subtract 30 and divid by 2
so 50°F is 10°C
30°F is 0°C so on and so forth

THE GREAT WHITE NORTH IS GREAT FOR LEARNING FROM SCTV!!!

 

I always thought this skit was funny