Another blond joke........
22-Jan-2003, 05:08 AM
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Another blond joke........
in an e-mail again........
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me.... I have a killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
The boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
The boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has
the puzzle ****** all over the table. He studies the
pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a tiger."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to
relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then........."
he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in
the box."
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me.... I have a killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
The boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
The boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has
the puzzle ****** all over the table. He studies the
pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a tiger."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to
relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then........."
he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in
the box."
22-Jan-2003, 03:44 PM
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Alright since you started the topic on jokes here's some.
The boss came in and asked the new blond secretary, "Ellen, do you know the difference between a Caesar Salad and a blow job?"
"no," she replied
"Great! Let's have lunch."
This blind guy walked into Sear's with his seeing-eye dog and headed straigh for the men's department. Surrounded by pajamas and neckties, he stop's and pick's up his German Shepherd by the hind legs, and swing's the dog around and around in a circle.
A startled clerk ran over to him, saying loudly, "Sir... may I help you with anything?"
"No thanks," said the blind man, "just looking"!
what do you call a Jewish Homosexual?
He-blew
What do you call an Iiish homosexual?
Gay-lick
What do you call a Chinese homosexual?
Chew-man-chew
What do you call an Italian homosexual?
A Guinea cocksuker
An old lady is rocking away the last of her day's on her front porch, reflecting on her long life. When all of a sudden a fairy godmother appear's and tells her she can have any three wishes she wants.
"Well" says the little old lady, "I guess I'd like to be really rich."
And-poof!- her rocking chair turns into solid gold.
"And, I wouldn't mind being changed into a lovely young princess."
-Poof- she's metamorphosed into a dazzling you woman.
"you get a third wish" reminds the fairy godmaother gently, and just then the old lady's cat walks across the porch in front of them.
"Can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks and -poof!- there before her stands a young man more handsome than her wildest dreams.
With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear " Aren't you sorry you had me neutered now?!"
The boss came in and asked the new blond secretary, "Ellen, do you know the difference between a Caesar Salad and a blow job?"
"no," she replied
"Great! Let's have lunch."
This blind guy walked into Sear's with his seeing-eye dog and headed straigh for the men's department. Surrounded by pajamas and neckties, he stop's and pick's up his German Shepherd by the hind legs, and swing's the dog around and around in a circle.
A startled clerk ran over to him, saying loudly, "Sir... may I help you with anything?"
"No thanks," said the blind man, "just looking"!
what do you call a Jewish Homosexual?
He-blew
What do you call an Iiish homosexual?
Gay-lick
What do you call a Chinese homosexual?
Chew-man-chew
What do you call an Italian homosexual?
A Guinea cocksuker
An old lady is rocking away the last of her day's on her front porch, reflecting on her long life. When all of a sudden a fairy godmother appear's and tells her she can have any three wishes she wants.
"Well" says the little old lady, "I guess I'd like to be really rich."
And-poof!- her rocking chair turns into solid gold.
"And, I wouldn't mind being changed into a lovely young princess."
-Poof- she's metamorphosed into a dazzling you woman.
"you get a third wish" reminds the fairy godmaother gently, and just then the old lady's cat walks across the porch in front of them.
"Can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks and -poof!- there before her stands a young man more handsome than her wildest dreams.
With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear " Aren't you sorry you had me neutered now?!"
22-Jan-2003, 10:32 PM
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you guys should go search on kazaa for comedy videos its funny a old lady is walking her dog and someone throws a bone and the dog pulls her like crazy. Or this one a cat get scared and smashes into a wall lol check it its funny
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