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Old 12-Feb-2009, 09:15 AM
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Before you die, cancel credit cards!

Cancel your credit card before you die !

Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.


A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Fam ily Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )


After they get the fax :

Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help...'

Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number **.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'

You wondered why Citi is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 09:19 AM
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 09:22 AM
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omg that so funny haha thanks for sharing
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by gavin.p89
Lol
LOL, I don't know if it's true though. A client of mine emailed it to me, and I thought it was funny.
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 09:47 AM
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 09:52 AM
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Wow that is messed up. Yet hallarious.
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 10:37 AM
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ya damn right I'm rackin up mad credit bills before I die
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 10:45 AM
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lol thats jkz...."would u like her adress" "thats a cemetery"

like duhhhh, family member did say she was dead
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 12:51 PM
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There's no way this is true.
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Cynikal.Mindset
ya damn right I'm rackin up mad credit bills before I die
i'm with you on that one.
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 01:56 PM
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lol...I could see that happening with the big businesses. $%$#ing douchbags!
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 02:10 PM
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Cynikal.Mindset
ya damn right I'm rackin up mad credit bills before I die
As long as there is no one co-signed to my acct, or in anyway associated with it, than yes I would do that
I wouldn't leave someone to foot my bill.
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 02:20 PM
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Family Member: ...she died back in January...
Citibank: ...late fees and charges still apply...

^^^ I hope it wasn't real. It is funny, though.
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 02:33 PM
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LOL The cemetary address is hilarious.
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Old 12-Feb-2009, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Trybal
lol...I could see that happening with the big businesses. $%$#ing douchbags!
Like what big businesses?
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Old 13-Feb-2009, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Cynikal.Mindset
ya damn right I'm rackin up mad credit bills before I die
lol, then your wife and/or kids would be responsible for your debt! Happened at my work. TD, client's mother passed away, and she had an outstanding balance on the credit card, so it comes out of the money/belongs left. and ya the son came in and paid it off wasnt a terrible amount couple hundred. But they will find a way to get the money
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