Best Excuses To "Call In"

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22-Jun-2006, 07:11 AM

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Best Excuses To "Call In"

lol so today will be a quiet one on the boards hahahaha had to call in the AM due to some "bad food" i ate last night .. and by "bad food" i mean 60 or so wings straight to the heart ! hahahah ... so ya madd chillin 32+ degree day ...

whats ur best excuses ?

ill be back around hmmmmm 1-2pm when i wake up to check it out ..

hahahha sukkaz

22-Jun-2006, 07:38 AM

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"I drank too much"

lets hope your boss dont have access to your computer at work and you havent cleared your cookies etc hahaha

22-Jun-2006, 08:15 AM

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One that I have used on several occations, and works everytime ( only if your boss is a hard *** )

is......

I have been on the can all morning, and its impossible for me to leave the can for more then 5 minutes.

22-Jun-2006, 08:17 AM

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When I worked at a courier I called in saying that "I am way to hungover to be drive safe on the road."

22-Jun-2006, 09:28 AM

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lol i like the can all morning one... that's an easy one to get away with... but you can only use it so often...

22-Jun-2006, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by corcoran_chris
One that I have used on several occations, and works everytime ( only if your boss is a hard *** )

is......

I have been on the can all morning, and its impossible for me to leave the can for more then 5 minutes.

i use that all the time

22-Jun-2006, 11:03 AM

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you don't have to be so specific. "stomach problems" should suffice for most people.

22-Jun-2006, 01:20 PM

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call in "dead" it throws them way off and they don't know what to say its funny.

22-Jun-2006, 01:37 PM

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OOHHHH MAN...lol i dont call into work and lie about excuses anymore..bc all the time i do that wuteva i lie about really happens to me.....the last time i recall i went to the casino, ended up staying longer than i planed, so i called into work and said i couldn;t make it bc i was on my way back from my buddies cottage bc we went fishing and his clutch blew and we;re stuck in Midland.....Surely two weeks later i go to the casino and on the way back my tranny drops.....

lol...so ya i'm a good employee now haha

22-Jun-2006, 02:22 PM

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OOHHHH MAN...lol i dont call into work and lie about excuses anymore..bc all the time i do that wuteva i lie about really happens to me.....the last time i recall i went to the casino, ended up staying longer than i planed, so i called into work and said i couldn;t make it bc i was on my way back from my buddies cottage bc we went fishing and his clutch blew and we;re stuck in Midland.....Surely two weeks later i go to the casino and on the way back my tranny drops.....

lol...so ya i'm a good employee now haha

AHHHHHHHHH HAHAAHAHA thats jokes ...

and my boss just found out what Find/Replace is in excel .. truss me .. she aint diggin in my cookies to find anything

22-Jun-2006, 05:46 PM

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yo joonyaSI where can i find the video for your sig. with the guy falling

22-Jun-2006, 05:55 PM

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yo joonyaSI where can i find the video for your sig. with the guy falling

lol umm its the season premier of "So You Think You Can Dance" i guess check ur local torrent listings for the 1st EP..

22-Jun-2006, 06:00 PM

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a good excuse you can use to get 2 days off is "I'm in jail".

22-Jun-2006, 06:01 PM

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a good excuse you can use to get 2 days off is "I'm in jail".

good way to get fired too

22-Jun-2006, 06:13 PM

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best excuse is diarhea... you cant make me work if i cant walk without sh*tting my pants, and you cant ask for a doctors note because its such a common problem.

plus the awkwardness for your employer will prevent them from saying anything but "ohh ok bye"

diarhea > work

22-Jun-2006, 06:17 PM

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hahaha oh ive used that one a few times stillllllllll ... its definately too akward to get a no LMAO !!

22-Jun-2006, 06:53 PM

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i called my boss and told him i was too drunk to work

22-Jun-2006, 07:48 PM

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Shattered pelvis.

22-Jun-2006, 10:31 PM

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" i took too many viagras"

no one wants to see a dude walken aroudn all day with a hard on...... kinda like in Anchorman... "get back to work people... nothing to see here.... i have a situation and im walken it off.... don't act like you're not impressed"..... lol