Blond on plane
06-Jun-2003, 09:32 AM
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Blond on plane
Might be a repost, but hey it is Friday, you can use a good laugh!
>A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
>and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
>watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the
>blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the
>back.
>The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
>I'm staying right here!"
>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the copilot that
>there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy
>and won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and
>tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to
>leave and return to her seat.
>The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
>I'm staying right here!"
>The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
>waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to
>reason. The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm
>married to a blonde. I can speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde,
>whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm Sorry, " and she gets up and
>moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
>The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said
>to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going
>to Houston."
>A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
>and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
>watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the
>blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the
>back.
>The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
>I'm staying right here!"
>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the copilot that
>there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy
>and won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and
>tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to
>leave and return to her seat.
>The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
>I'm staying right here!"
>The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
>waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to
>reason. The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm
>married to a blonde. I can speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde,
>whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm Sorry, " and she gets up and
>moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
>The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said
>to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going
>to Houston."
yay 
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06-Jun-2003, 03:21 PM
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How come? The pilot told the blond First Class is not going to Huston which makes the blond thinks that only Ecom. Class is the only class that goes to Huston, hence, she goes back to her seat.
But we all know all passengers are going to Huston regardless which Class you are in...
But we all know all passengers are going to Huston regardless which Class you are in...
