Care in your approach
08-Mar-2005, 10:53 AM
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Care in your approach
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - Silence - -
HUSBAND: "sh**."
married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - Silence - -
HUSBAND: "sh**."
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08-Mar-2005, 02:08 PM
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There is no definite answer or result that you will be fvcked when questioned by a woman. It is how to avoid these questions in the first place. A smart person will let the other party have very little and next to no time to ask these type of questions.
08-Mar-2005, 02:40 PM
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Originally posted by Nova_Dust
There is no definite answer or result that you will be fvcked when questioned by a woman. It is how to avoid these questions in the first place. A smart person will let the other party have very little and next to no time to ask these type of questions.
There is no definite answer or result that you will be fvcked when questioned by a woman. It is how to avoid these questions in the first place. A smart person will let the other party have very little and next to no time to ask these type of questions.
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