Consumption of Alchol
06-May-2002, 02:24 PM
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Consumption of Alchol
A few things can happen during the consumption of alchol, and like cigarettes I think they should put warnings on the bottles and cans.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Regards,
OK
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Regards,
OK
06-May-2002, 02:47 PM
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Yep, from having observed people in my time at the bar I worked at I would say I am qualified..
Hell I've even experienced a few of these..
Woken up beside ugly girl I don't know = yep
Unexplained rug burns on body = yep
Dancing like an idiot = yep
Whispering = yep
Ex-Lovers at 4AM = yep
Time Space Contiuum = yep
Regards,
OK
Hell I've even experienced a few of these..
Woken up beside ugly girl I don't know = yep
Unexplained rug burns on body = yep
Dancing like an idiot = yep
Whispering = yep
Ex-Lovers at 4AM = yep
Time Space Contiuum = yep
Regards,
OK
06-May-2002, 08:47 PM
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
This is the only one that I will admit to.
Funny stuff, nonetheless!
This is the only one that I will admit to.
Funny stuff, nonetheless!
06-May-2002, 11:47 PM
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell friends and strangers some personal info about yourself like this......
Woken up beside ugly girl I don't know = yep
Unexplained rug burns on body = yep
Dancing like an idiot = yep
Whispering = yep
Ex-Lovers at 4AM = yep
Time Space Contiuum = yep
Woken up beside ugly girl I don't know = yep
Unexplained rug burns on body = yep
Dancing like an idiot = yep
Whispering = yep
Ex-Lovers at 4AM = yep
Time Space Contiuum = yep
07-May-2002, 12:43 AM
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ROFL.. why should you care what I tell people Nada?
If you don't like it then you can climb back on the short yellow bus with the tinted windows and keep on keepin on, know what I mean?
Regards,
OK
If you don't like it then you can climb back on the short yellow bus with the tinted windows and keep on keepin on, know what I mean?
Regards,
OK
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