bruce fee

My friends and I were talking about how people in westerns always hit each other in the head with beer bottles and they break.

My friend said that wouldn't hurt so to test his hypothesis, I hit him in the head with a beer bottle when he wasn't looking. I used a Steam Whistle bottle because they are the thickest and known to be the best for hitting people with.

It didn't break and now he won't wake up. We tried pouring cold water and beer on him but he still won't wake up.

We've been drinking all night in a hotel room that work paid for so I can't call an ambulance or anything or I'll get in trouble.

bruce fee

Oh, he's still breathing and he has a pulse.

Jim tried farting on his face a few times to wake him up, but that didn't work either.

pinkcivicchick

iTrader: (-1)

umm...

kwikb16a2

permanent marker!

'89-Gilbert

he should be okay.
just when he wakes up get him to play drinking games.

bruce fee

i think it's disrespectful to mess with people while they're sleeping.

we'll get in trouble at tonight's work meeting

hula_balu

those beer bottles in the movies are made of some special candy. my answer to your question... YES I THINK IT CAN. your friend will get migranes and headaches for the rest of his life.

LEITNER

i think that you didnt hit him hard enough. more velocity should break that bottle...do it while he is out so he doesnt complain...maybe wrap his head in cling wrap to keep it together if i am wrong...ya and put a garbage bag under him just in case...keeps the blood and brains from staining the carpet, you dont want to get charged by the hotel for a clean up. keep us informed...

bruce fee

WILL get migranes? you must be a world famous brain scientists from the mountains of Tai Pei. You make great conclusions with little information.

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I guess he's okay. But now I have to watch my head he said.

Cynikal.Mindset

breaking beer bottles on your head is fun...just make sure you hit it hard enough or you'll end up with a good sized lump the next day

Gallagher

my buddy did this to his own head and 34 stitches later he was still laughing

bruce fee

dayglo abortions at a montreal or toronto show.. the singer smashed a beer bottle on his head... they duct taped his head so that he could finish the set before going to the hospital.

Cynikal.Mindset

well thats why you put a tea-towel on your head before you smash

Gallagher

thats the wussy way

LEITNER

havent thought about that band in 15 years...too funny