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Old 29-Sep-2005, 08:14 AM
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Custody Battle Ruling

A seven year old boy from Toronto was at the centre of a courtroom drama in an Ontario Superior Courthouse this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have legal custody of the juvenile.



The boy has a history of being beaten repeatedly by both parents and the judge had previously awarded custody to the boy's aunt.



The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge then suggested that he be placed with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they beat him more severely than anyone.



The judge, in an unprecedented ruling, dramatically allowed the boy, in spite of his youth and obvious inexperience, to make his own choice as to who should have legal guardianship over him.



In front of a packed and cheering courtroom this morning, custody was subsequently granted to the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS as the boy stated his firm belief that they are, in point of fact, not capable of beating anyone.





...and so the pre-season begins !!!
 
Old 29-Sep-2005, 08:21 AM
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~ZING!~ Thats gotta hurt. Good stuff Brian.
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 08:49 AM
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its so true...leafs suck
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 08:57 AM
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LOL thats pretty good. .
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 09:53 AM
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mouhahaha!

u had me going there!! loll

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Old 29-Sep-2005, 10:09 AM
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 11:01 AM
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Funny stuff
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 12:23 PM
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LOVE IT!!!!!!

ya, leafs suck..
 
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 12:52 PM
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Re: Custody Battle Ruling

This is the version i heard


A seven year old boy from Montreal was at the centre of a courtroom drama in an Quebec Superior Courthouse this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have legal custody of the juvenile.



The boy has a history of being beaten repeatedly by both parents and the judge had previously awarded custody to the boy's aunt.



The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge then suggested that he be placed with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they beat him more severely than anyone.



The judge, in an unprecedented ruling, dramatically allowed the boy, in spite of his youth and obvious inexperience, to make his own choice as to who should have legal guardianship over him.



In front of a packed and cheering courtroom this morning, custody was subsequently granted to the MONTREAL CANADIANS as the boy stated his firm belief that they are, in point of fact, not capable of beating anyone.


lol, but really, i no longer like hockey all that much anymore, the lockout taught me i don't need it
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 01:43 PM
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Leafs suck...I went to their game on Tuesday....waste of time but good thing the tickets were free!
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 02:06 PM
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lol.. that is funny!
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 02:34 PM
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LMAO
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 04:36 PM
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That's a good one.
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 04:42 PM
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HAHA.....very good even though i've loved the leafs since 1992
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Old 29-Sep-2005, 09:35 PM
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LMAO!!!!! I love it!!!!!
GO RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go ahead...I don't care what anybody has to say. All I have to say is 1967 LOL and Steve Yzerman....the best all round player ever.
(I know everybody says gretzky) but he doesn't hit or backcheck.
Anyways....I LOVE THAT JOKE!!!!!
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Oh i love it
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Old 30-Sep-2005, 12:22 PM
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yeah the leafs do suck...
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ye i hate the leafs ... and i'm buying tickets to go for decenmber and damn thy are expensive i know this is going to cost me an arm and a leg.. i want good seats .. damnit
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