Dating Facts
03-Nov-2005, 06:23 PM
#23
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hahah the indian one is jokes hahahaha
but the chinese one is kinda misleading...I find asian chicks are free-kay to the max
there should be one for COOLIE chicks too LOL
FIRST DATE: tell her you love her and have sex with her
SECOND DATE: have sex again
THIRD DATE: leave her to find out she had a man for 5 years anyways
but the chinese one is kinda misleading...I find asian chicks are free-kay to the max
there should be one for COOLIE chicks too LOL
FIRST DATE: tell her you love her and have sex with her
SECOND DATE: have sex again
THIRD DATE: leave her to find out she had a man for 5 years anyways
03-Nov-2005, 06:52 PM
#24
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Location: A Place Called Ontario
Posts: 3,694
Originally posted by JusBlaze
hahah the indian one is jokes hahahaha
but the chinese one is kinda misleading...I find asian chicks are free-kay to the max
there should be one for COOLIE chicks too LOL
FIRST DATE: tell her you love her and have sex with her
SECOND DATE: have sex again
THIRD DATE: leave her to find out she had a man for 5 years anyways
hahah the indian one is jokes hahahaha
but the chinese one is kinda misleading...I find asian chicks are free-kay to the max
there should be one for COOLIE chicks too LOL
FIRST DATE: tell her you love her and have sex with her
SECOND DATE: have sex again
THIRD DATE: leave her to find out she had a man for 5 years anyways
First Date:
~ILLEST~: baby i love you
Girl: omg really hunni?
~ILLEST~: sure baby
Girl: zip...
~ILLEST~: oh my goodness. .
Second Date:
~ILLEST~: so last time was fun eh
Girl: do you think i'm easy
~ILLEST~: hell no. . .
Girl: okay....
Third Date:
Girl: ~illest~ i've been involved with someone else too....while seeing you
~ILLEST~: story of my life. . see yah
04-Nov-2005, 10:45 AM
#28
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Pickering
Posts: 1,068
Hoodrats: If you want to bang a hoodrat, you can't go wrong with Red Lobster. It's funny cause it's true. Olive Garden dem hoes.
Suburban Girls: If it's the suburban girl who wants the dangerous life, you gotta act like a thug. Paint a little teardrop on your eye and talk about drugs. It doesn't hurt if your black. My black buddies used to go to white towns and fu<k tons of chicks that wanted to **** their dads off. For goody-two-shoes suburban girls, just go to Abercrombie & Fitch and get laced. Claim Dave Matthews and you'll be good to go.
Earthy & Artsy Girls: Just talk about freeing Mumia, go to slam-poetry events, and burn Egyptian musk. Try to Sprout some dreadlocks and claim Mos Def or Talib Kweil.
Yuppie Girls: It helps to be a rich white guy. Otherwise, your pretty much fu<ked. Goddamn elitists. They won't even fu<k me, and I have a medical plan.
Old Girls: Don't bring up the fact that they're old. And if they're old and single, it means life hasn't been kind to them. You've got to make them feel like a woman. Grab their a$$ in public; tell them you want to bang them in a closet; treat them like a ****.
Latin Girls: Slap them. I tried to be nice to a spanish chick, and she totally thought I was the biggest pu$$y ever. They like that macho shi7 - it's true. You can totally fu<k their best friend; as long as you hit them when you're done, it's cool.
Asian Girls: All you have to do is not be a Asin guy. It's that easy. Have a ***** longer then three inches and you're good.
Handicapped Girls: Don't take them anywhere with stairs. Keep them in ramp-friendly districts.
Short Girls: If anyone knows how to bang a midget, let me know. There's no midget clubs. Where do you go? When I see a midget girl at the bar, I wanna go holla at her, but I know that she knows that I only want to talk to her because she's a goddamn midget.
Stripper Girls: Never get a lap dance, cause then they won't respect you. They'll look at you as a customer. Having coke around doesn't hurt either.
Suburban Girls: If it's the suburban girl who wants the dangerous life, you gotta act like a thug. Paint a little teardrop on your eye and talk about drugs. It doesn't hurt if your black. My black buddies used to go to white towns and fu<k tons of chicks that wanted to **** their dads off. For goody-two-shoes suburban girls, just go to Abercrombie & Fitch and get laced. Claim Dave Matthews and you'll be good to go.
Earthy & Artsy Girls: Just talk about freeing Mumia, go to slam-poetry events, and burn Egyptian musk. Try to Sprout some dreadlocks and claim Mos Def or Talib Kweil.
Yuppie Girls: It helps to be a rich white guy. Otherwise, your pretty much fu<ked. Goddamn elitists. They won't even fu<k me, and I have a medical plan.
Old Girls: Don't bring up the fact that they're old. And if they're old and single, it means life hasn't been kind to them. You've got to make them feel like a woman. Grab their a$$ in public; tell them you want to bang them in a closet; treat them like a ****.
Latin Girls: Slap them. I tried to be nice to a spanish chick, and she totally thought I was the biggest pu$$y ever. They like that macho shi7 - it's true. You can totally fu<k their best friend; as long as you hit them when you're done, it's cool.
Asian Girls: All you have to do is not be a Asin guy. It's that easy. Have a ***** longer then three inches and you're good.
Handicapped Girls: Don't take them anywhere with stairs. Keep them in ramp-friendly districts.
Short Girls: If anyone knows how to bang a midget, let me know. There's no midget clubs. Where do you go? When I see a midget girl at the bar, I wanna go holla at her, but I know that she knows that I only want to talk to her because she's a goddamn midget.
Stripper Girls: Never get a lap dance, cause then they won't respect you. They'll look at you as a customer. Having coke around doesn't hurt either.
04-Nov-2005, 01:29 PM
#29
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Location: Mississauga
Posts: 423
Originally posted by QUICKONTHEGAS
More reason why white chick are great...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
More reason why white chick are great...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
but all of these are hillarious i say this is the best topic of the year on tcc lol and only acceptable cause matt started it
04-Nov-2005, 01:59 PM
#30
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: the suburban ghetto of maple
Posts: 1,736
Originally posted by QUICKONTHEGAS
Latin Girls: Slap them. I tried to be nice to a spanish chick, and she totally thought I was the biggest pu$$y ever. They like that macho shi7 - it's true. You can totally fu<k their best friend; as long as you hit them when you're done, it's cool.
Latin Girls: Slap them. I tried to be nice to a spanish chick, and she totally thought I was the biggest pu$$y ever. They like that macho shi7 - it's true. You can totally fu<k their best friend; as long as you hit them when you're done, it's cool.
04-Nov-2005, 06:41 PM
#31
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 190
Originally posted by QUICKONTHEGAS
Hoodrats: If you want to bang a hoodrat, you can't go wrong with Red Lobster. It's funny cause it's true. Olive Garden dem hoes.
Suburban Girls: If it's the suburban girl who wants the dangerous life, you gotta act like a thug. Paint a little teardrop on your eye and talk about drugs. It doesn't hurt if your black. My black buddies used to go to white towns and fu<k tons of chicks that wanted to **** their dads off. For goody-two-shoes suburban girls, just go to Abercrombie & Fitch and get laced. Claim Dave Matthews and you'll be good to go.
Earthy & Artsy Girls: Just talk about freeing Mumia, go to slam-poetry events, and burn Egyptian musk. Try to Sprout some dreadlocks and claim Mos Def or Talib Kweil.
Yuppie Girls: It helps to be a rich white guy. Otherwise, your pretty much fu<ked. Goddamn elitists. They won't even fu<k me, and I have a medical plan.
Old Girls: Don't bring up the fact that they're old. And if they're old and single, it means life hasn't been kind to them. You've got to make them feel like a woman. Grab their a$$ in public; tell them you want to bang them in a closet; treat them like a ****.
Latin Girls: Slap them. I tried to be nice to a spanish chick, and she totally thought I was the biggest pu$$y ever. They like that macho shi7 - it's true. You can totally fu<k their best friend; as long as you hit them when you're done, it's cool.
Asian Girls: All you have to do is not be a Asin guy. It's that easy. Have a ***** longer then three inches and you're good.
Handicapped Girls: Don't take them anywhere with stairs. Keep them in ramp-friendly districts.
Short Girls: If anyone knows how to bang a midget, let me know. There's no midget clubs. Where do you go? When I see a midget girl at the bar, I wanna go holla at her, but I know that she knows that I only want to talk to her because she's a goddamn midget.
Stripper Girls: Never get a lap dance, cause then they won't respect you. They'll look at you as a customer. Having coke around doesn't hurt either.
Hoodrats: If you want to bang a hoodrat, you can't go wrong with Red Lobster. It's funny cause it's true. Olive Garden dem hoes.
Suburban Girls: If it's the suburban girl who wants the dangerous life, you gotta act like a thug. Paint a little teardrop on your eye and talk about drugs. It doesn't hurt if your black. My black buddies used to go to white towns and fu<k tons of chicks that wanted to **** their dads off. For goody-two-shoes suburban girls, just go to Abercrombie & Fitch and get laced. Claim Dave Matthews and you'll be good to go.
Earthy & Artsy Girls: Just talk about freeing Mumia, go to slam-poetry events, and burn Egyptian musk. Try to Sprout some dreadlocks and claim Mos Def or Talib Kweil.
Yuppie Girls: It helps to be a rich white guy. Otherwise, your pretty much fu<ked. Goddamn elitists. They won't even fu<k me, and I have a medical plan.
Old Girls: Don't bring up the fact that they're old. And if they're old and single, it means life hasn't been kind to them. You've got to make them feel like a woman. Grab their a$$ in public; tell them you want to bang them in a closet; treat them like a ****.
Latin Girls: Slap them. I tried to be nice to a spanish chick, and she totally thought I was the biggest pu$$y ever. They like that macho shi7 - it's true. You can totally fu<k their best friend; as long as you hit them when you're done, it's cool.
Asian Girls: All you have to do is not be a Asin guy. It's that easy. Have a ***** longer then three inches and you're good.
Handicapped Girls: Don't take them anywhere with stairs. Keep them in ramp-friendly districts.
Short Girls: If anyone knows how to bang a midget, let me know. There's no midget clubs. Where do you go? When I see a midget girl at the bar, I wanna go holla at her, but I know that she knows that I only want to talk to her because she's a goddamn midget.
Stripper Girls: Never get a lap dance, cause then they won't respect you. They'll look at you as a customer. Having coke around doesn't hurt either.
hahahaha....whats ur paypal account...i should pay you...****in hilarious!!!!!!
11-Nov-2005, 02:45 PM
#37
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Location: Pickering
Posts: 1,068
Originally posted by Eugene
Excuse this oldskooler for such a dumb question but, what are Coolie chicks and Hoodrats?
Excuse this oldskooler for such a dumb question but, what are Coolie chicks and Hoodrats?
Hoodrats are females who are locally known for sexual favors.
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