I didn't write this... I'm just really really bored at the office

The Differences Between Men and Women


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use
in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

the first one is so true LOL

 

if you can't be with the one you love, then love the one you're with

 

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. "

 

**** until someone better comes along..

 

This is sooo true!

 

haha i love them those are soo daim true

 

great stuff roacho