Do Americans Really Want Another Black President After The Events Of Deep Impact?
13-Feb-2008, 02:39 PM
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Do Americans Really Want Another Black President After The Events Of Deep Impact?
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I am not prejudiced. Far from it. What I am—or, I should say, who I am—is a man who loves his country so deeply that he is unwilling to stand idly by while our nation allows itself to be completely annihilated by another incoming comet.
Have we learned nothing from the tragic events of 1998, when, under the watch of President Morgan Freeman, this nation was plunged into chaos, and hundreds of millions of people died at the hands of the deadly Wolf-Beiderman space rock? The mere fact that this country is even considering putting another black man, Barack Obama, in the Oval Office proves that we have not.
We can't deny the facts, people. All we will get by electing an African-American is Texas-size space particles crashing into the Earth's surface, mega-tsunamis that barrel into the Appalachian Mountains, and 6.6 billion dead people.
I'm not suggesting that President Freeman was directly responsible for the creation of the Wolf-Beiderman comet or its Earth-bound path. That would be ridiculous. What I am saying is that under the watch of a black man that comet destroyed the entire Eastern seaboard. So, if history is any indicator, a vote for Barack Obama in 2008 is essentially a vote for the complete and total obliteration of the human race.
Don't we owe it to our children, and our children's children, to use this upcoming election to guarantee the Earth's existence rather than dooming it for eternity?
To even risk putting Mr. Obama in a position where he would insist, as past black presidents have, that our nuclear arsenal is powerful enough to divert the incoming comet would be foolish, to say the least. Any decision like that would only break the fast-approaching space rock into two very powerful asteroids, both of which would end up heading straight for Earth, leaving all of us who aren't on the small list of people picked to live in the government-sponsored protective caves to burn, drown, or die while in the arms of our estranged fathers. The only difference is, this time around, the late astronaut Robert Duvall will not be alive to save millions of lives by conducting a suicide space mission to destroy the larger of the two asteroids before it enters the Earth's atmosphere.
In my book, any possible repeat of this extinction-level event is reason enough not to elect another African-American president. Consider that later that same summer, just two months after the first deep impact, this very country once again faced Armageddon in the form of another comet hurtling toward Earth. In this instance, under the watch of a white president who sort of looked like an older Dennis Quaid, that catastrophe was avoided entirely.
As if that is not enough, history shows us that, besides carrying the baggage of a guaranteed asteroid strike, black heads of state also give terrorists extra motivation to destroy the United States. During the presidency of 24's David Palmer, there were no fewer than four nuclear bombs smuggled into this country. That's four more than under any white president. Though we should have known better than to elect President Palmer in the first place (he was elected three years after President Freeman left office), the U.S. populace made him the commander in chief because it was swayed by then-Senator Palmer's commitment to change, his no-nonsense approach, and his ability to inspire. Sound familiar?
Asteroids and nuclear bombs—that's what this nation can expect from an Obama White House.
Need I even mention that former President Chris Rock and his administration's slogan was "The only thing white is the house"? Though this attitude broke down the stuffiness typically associated with proper White House decorum, President Rock's laissez-faire approach not only made a mockery of the office at home, but made the United States look like a joke abroad.
I concede that the United States has had a competent African-American president in the huge black guy from the The Fifth Element, who did great things for this country by keeping the evil Mr. Zorg at bay. But that is years from now. There is no denying that by 2236, when we have flying taxicabs, this country will be ready for a black president. But until then, if we want life in this great land to continue as we know it, we owe it to ourselves to make the right choice and reelect Kevin Kline.
I am not prejudiced. Far from it. What I am—or, I should say, who I am—is a man who loves his country so deeply that he is unwilling to stand idly by while our nation allows itself to be completely annihilated by another incoming comet.
Have we learned nothing from the tragic events of 1998, when, under the watch of President Morgan Freeman, this nation was plunged into chaos, and hundreds of millions of people died at the hands of the deadly Wolf-Beiderman space rock? The mere fact that this country is even considering putting another black man, Barack Obama, in the Oval Office proves that we have not.
We can't deny the facts, people. All we will get by electing an African-American is Texas-size space particles crashing into the Earth's surface, mega-tsunamis that barrel into the Appalachian Mountains, and 6.6 billion dead people.
I'm not suggesting that President Freeman was directly responsible for the creation of the Wolf-Beiderman comet or its Earth-bound path. That would be ridiculous. What I am saying is that under the watch of a black man that comet destroyed the entire Eastern seaboard. So, if history is any indicator, a vote for Barack Obama in 2008 is essentially a vote for the complete and total obliteration of the human race.
Don't we owe it to our children, and our children's children, to use this upcoming election to guarantee the Earth's existence rather than dooming it for eternity?
To even risk putting Mr. Obama in a position where he would insist, as past black presidents have, that our nuclear arsenal is powerful enough to divert the incoming comet would be foolish, to say the least. Any decision like that would only break the fast-approaching space rock into two very powerful asteroids, both of which would end up heading straight for Earth, leaving all of us who aren't on the small list of people picked to live in the government-sponsored protective caves to burn, drown, or die while in the arms of our estranged fathers. The only difference is, this time around, the late astronaut Robert Duvall will not be alive to save millions of lives by conducting a suicide space mission to destroy the larger of the two asteroids before it enters the Earth's atmosphere.
In my book, any possible repeat of this extinction-level event is reason enough not to elect another African-American president. Consider that later that same summer, just two months after the first deep impact, this very country once again faced Armageddon in the form of another comet hurtling toward Earth. In this instance, under the watch of a white president who sort of looked like an older Dennis Quaid, that catastrophe was avoided entirely.
As if that is not enough, history shows us that, besides carrying the baggage of a guaranteed asteroid strike, black heads of state also give terrorists extra motivation to destroy the United States. During the presidency of 24's David Palmer, there were no fewer than four nuclear bombs smuggled into this country. That's four more than under any white president. Though we should have known better than to elect President Palmer in the first place (he was elected three years after President Freeman left office), the U.S. populace made him the commander in chief because it was swayed by then-Senator Palmer's commitment to change, his no-nonsense approach, and his ability to inspire. Sound familiar?
Asteroids and nuclear bombs—that's what this nation can expect from an Obama White House.
Need I even mention that former President Chris Rock and his administration's slogan was "The only thing white is the house"? Though this attitude broke down the stuffiness typically associated with proper White House decorum, President Rock's laissez-faire approach not only made a mockery of the office at home, but made the United States look like a joke abroad.
I concede that the United States has had a competent African-American president in the huge black guy from the The Fifth Element, who did great things for this country by keeping the evil Mr. Zorg at bay. But that is years from now. There is no denying that by 2236, when we have flying taxicabs, this country will be ready for a black president. But until then, if we want life in this great land to continue as we know it, we owe it to ourselves to make the right choice and reelect Kevin Kline.
13-Feb-2008, 03:33 PM
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this is a waste of time, even if the next US president was black, he'd still be implementing the same regime as the one who empowered him, with out it he wouldn't have or become the president anyways.
If he turns out to be a good presedent, we'll know soon enough............................................ he'll get shot.
otherwise he's like all the rest of them just tan from the outside.
If he turns out to be a good presedent, we'll know soon enough............................................ he'll get shot.
otherwise he's like all the rest of them just tan from the outside.
13-Feb-2008, 03:34 PM
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this is a waste of time, even if the next US president was black, he'd still be implementing the same regime as the one who empowered him, with out it he wouldn't have or become the president anyways.
If he turns out to be a good presedent, we'll know soon enough............................................ he'll get shot.
If he turns out to be a good presedent, we'll know soon enough............................................ he'll get shot.
13-Feb-2008, 03:40 PM
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i doubt it.
obama looks like the black bush, at this time in the world, the next few presidents will be from the same bush criminal organization, they have global plans to achieve which they do president by president, odd case one stands up to them get the Lugar like Kennedy.
Even then if all that is not viable, America is a Masonic Nation, its regular civilians may not be, but people who built the country built a country for the need of few elites, did you know every president of USA is choosen even before elections by the Builderburgers and few others.
Bill Clinton and Bush are the latest ones.
13-Feb-2008, 03:59 PM
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lay off the weed.
if all the mason talk was as deep rooted into interstellar vampric reptillian space aliens running earth through the merovingian dynasty, including the bushes, the british royal family, and the jews, you'd be eliminated far quicker than you think.
the world is run by one thing, and one thing only. the trail is covered with leaves, dirt, and carcasses, but it's not hard to spot.
money.
if all the mason talk was as deep rooted into interstellar vampric reptillian space aliens running earth through the merovingian dynasty, including the bushes, the british royal family, and the jews, you'd be eliminated far quicker than you think.
the world is run by one thing, and one thing only. the trail is covered with leaves, dirt, and carcasses, but it's not hard to spot.
money.
13-Feb-2008, 04:11 PM
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lay off the weed.
if all the mason talk was as deep rooted into interstellar vampric reptillian space aliens running earth through the merovingian dynasty, including the bushes, the british royal family, and the jews, you'd be eliminated far quicker than you think.
the world is run by one thing, and one thing only. the trail is covered with leaves, dirt, and carcasses, but it's not hard to spot.
money.
if all the mason talk was as deep rooted into interstellar vampric reptillian space aliens running earth through the merovingian dynasty, including the bushes, the british royal family, and the jews, you'd be eliminated far quicker than you think.
the world is run by one thing, and one thing only. the trail is covered with leaves, dirt, and carcasses, but it's not hard to spot.
money.
buddy i don't even bother with people like you. Your probably just a book wirm who has learned man made history.
i have been in the presance of kings, presidents and such, whos kids i have herd this from and have SEEN proof, i know my history, present. join my facebook account and you'll see.
its up to people what they think of what i say, its my right to my speech, so don't try to disprove me with out evidence.
you ask why im a here then, well just like every other person im waiting to finish my masters so i can get to doing my thing.
please there is a diffwerence between trying to be smart, and knowing the fact using common sense.
13-Feb-2008, 04:19 PM
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i'm feeling you on that man.
this guy once tried to disprove my invisible dragon. only i can see, hear, feel, and smell him.
I was like, yo man, why you being so whack and ****. my dragon breathed up some fire in anger, but only can see it, so no one else saw. i wuz like unles you got PROOF or EVIDENCE don't waste my time disproving my dragon, cuz he is real. fo sho!
Good luck with your masters degree. I'm working on my phd. I filled out half the form online and stopped, not sure if I wanted to pay a full $19.99 for it.
this guy once tried to disprove my invisible dragon. only i can see, hear, feel, and smell him.
I was like, yo man, why you being so whack and ****. my dragon breathed up some fire in anger, but only can see it, so no one else saw. i wuz like unles you got PROOF or EVIDENCE don't waste my time disproving my dragon, cuz he is real. fo sho!
Good luck with your masters degree. I'm working on my phd. I filled out half the form online and stopped, not sure if I wanted to pay a full $19.99 for it.
13-Feb-2008, 04:28 PM
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does your PHD teach you this 90% of the world pays Jewish tax even........... muslims.
people think they are phd smart.lol
look at any home product with a MK, K and many other initials with a circle around it.
these are jewish monestari orgaization that we pay taxes on, the price you pay for the product has this tax added to it before a set retail price, on top of which then you pay federal and government taxes depending on what is purchased.
only 10% of the actual jewish people purchase these products.
thats right, you were funding the jewish government even without knowing, there goes your secret invisible dragon.lol
people think they are phd smart.lol
look at any home product with a MK, K and many other initials with a circle around it.
these are jewish monestari orgaization that we pay taxes on, the price you pay for the product has this tax added to it before a set retail price, on top of which then you pay federal and government taxes depending on what is purchased.
only 10% of the actual jewish people purchase these products.
thats right, you were funding the jewish government even without knowing, there goes your secret invisible dragon.lol
13-Feb-2008, 04:29 PM
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i'm feeling you on that man.
this guy once tried to disprove my invisible dragon. only i can see, hear, feel, and smell him.
I was like, yo man, why you being so whack and ****. my dragon breathed up some fire in anger, but only can see it, so no one else saw. i wuz like unles you got PROOF or EVIDENCE don't waste my time disproving my dragon, cuz he is real. fo sho!
Good luck with your masters degree. I'm working on my phd. I filled out half the form online and stopped, not sure if I wanted to pay a full $19.99 for it.
this guy once tried to disprove my invisible dragon. only i can see, hear, feel, and smell him.
I was like, yo man, why you being so whack and ****. my dragon breathed up some fire in anger, but only can see it, so no one else saw. i wuz like unles you got PROOF or EVIDENCE don't waste my time disproving my dragon, cuz he is real. fo sho!
Good luck with your masters degree. I'm working on my phd. I filled out half the form online and stopped, not sure if I wanted to pay a full $19.99 for it.
13-Feb-2008, 04:55 PM
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Lol I work at a bank, I just sit on my *** and make $25 an hour in a quiet office. Lol
Btw I know I’ll never win my debates, my higher thinking irritates me to thinking of people who tend to think they believe in greatness, when every post of theirs is full of mockery and denial yet they still believe anything is possible. lol
Yea only to their limitations.
Btw I know I’ll never win my debates, my higher thinking irritates me to thinking of people who tend to think they believe in greatness, when every post of theirs is full of mockery and denial yet they still believe anything is possible. lol
Yea only to their limitations.
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13-Feb-2008, 06:47 PM
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does your PHD teach you this 90% of the world pays Jewish tax even........... muslims.
look at any home product with a MK, K and many other initials with a circle around it.
these are jewish monestari orgaization that we pay taxes on, the price you pay for the product has this tax added to it before a set retail price, on top of which then you pay federal and government taxes depending on what is purchased.
only 10% of the actual jewish people purchase these products.
thats right, you were funding the jewish government even without knowing,
look at any home product with a MK, K and many other initials with a circle around it.
these are jewish monestari orgaization that we pay taxes on, the price you pay for the product has this tax added to it before a set retail price, on top of which then you pay federal and government taxes depending on what is purchased.
only 10% of the actual jewish people purchase these products.
thats right, you were funding the jewish government even without knowing,
ForSale you are referring to the Kosher Tax, to which is of Urban Legend.
If you would like to learn more follow this link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_tax
