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Doing an employee evaluation, but don't know what to say?

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Old 20-Aug-2002, 12:28 PM
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Doing an employee evaluation, but don't know what to say?

These quotes were taken from actual Performance Evaluations:

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of Definitely won't be."

4. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

5. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap"

6. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change which ever foot was previously in there."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better."
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Old 20-Aug-2002, 12:46 PM
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LOL Where do you dig this stuff up.
 
Old 20-Aug-2002, 02:27 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA I needed that.....that should hold me off until 4:30 (quitting time). Well, now back to work...
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Old 20-Aug-2002, 11:16 PM
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Hey if you are doing PA.....don't forget to use a few!
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Old 21-Aug-2002, 08:14 AM
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i think you should pull a PETER GIBBONS from OFFICE SPACE LOL
THEN YOU"LL GET BUMPED UP TO MANAGEMENT
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That is my favorite movie! OFFICE SPACE!.. LOL!!
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