Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products
12-May-2010, 09:26 PM
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Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.
Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.
Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume
Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.
Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.
Blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Container of Underarm Deodorant.
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Do not use orally.
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
Silly Putty
Do not use as ear plugs.
Portable stroller
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
Box for a car jack
For lifting purposes only.
Credit card statement.
Payment is due by the due date.
Bag of cat biscuits
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Car Manual
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Furniture Wipes
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Do not turn upside down.
Bottle of bathtub cleaner
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.
Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.
Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume
Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.
Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.
Blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Container of Underarm Deodorant.
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Do not use orally.
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
Silly Putty
Do not use as ear plugs.
Portable stroller
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
Box for a car jack
For lifting purposes only.
Credit card statement.
Payment is due by the due date.
Bag of cat biscuits
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Car Manual
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Furniture Wipes
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Do not turn upside down.
Bottle of bathtub cleaner
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
15-May-2010, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by 4u2gander
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Blanket from taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Blanket from taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
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