Bryce

Whats the dumbest thing youve ever done got in huge **** for it. Then years down the road looked back and had a good laugh haha.

When i was 14 i got booked for buying stolen bikes 2 for 70 bucks one bmx and one 21 speed lol. What i didnt realize was the kid who was stealing the bikes stole my neighboors bike. Whatever my mom saw it in the garage and told my neighbour and becaues i woundlnt rat out my friends i got charged with possession of stolen property at age 14 lmao. I have a clean record now did my community service and probation visits but still itwas a funny story got ratted out by my own mom lol.. i learned my lesson though.

imported_JoonyaSI

had this ***** *** teacher in elementry school .. she was such a smart *** ...

like if i would say "OH MY GOD MAN" she'd be like what makes u think god is a MAN ?

or .. "hes not ur god hes everybodys god .. stop being so possesive"

so one day she left to make some photocopies and i spit in her coffee ....

teach her to **** with me lol FTW !!!!!!

Bryce

Terry thats ****ing nasty.

I threw a hair comb at a teacher once hit her in the face. I was actually trying to hit the girl standing next to her i was flirting with her in like Grade 9 and i nailed the teacher in the face... was pretty sick

kwyze

almost burned down my house.

imported_JoonyaSI

hahaha yea i know .. but still at the time i was dying laughing .. she walked in and all i could do was buss out a PFFFFFFFFFFTT ...

Bryce

you silly jdm ****

imported_BlazeInEk

A friend of mine once went to fertilize his lawn. He had one of those containers that you attach to the end of your hose and you spray it on your lawn. Well, he started, his gf came out and said how good the fertilizer smelled...he looked and turned out he grabbed the wrong container. He waxed his lawn with car wax. The type where you attach a container on the end of your hose and spray all over your CAR! haha! He had the shiniest lawn on the block!

Bryce

BWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHAA pure jokes ^^

imported_d16y8

I was trying to put that stop leak stuff in one of my tires, but I didn't have the tool to remove the inner valve, so I was basically just trying to slowly squeeze it in there. It seemed to be going in slowly, but I got tired of squeezing the bottle and decided to stick a basketball pin inside the bottle, which was attached to my compresser (@125 psi) because I got lazy. Well, suprise suprise, the bottle blew up, and when I say the bottle blew up, trust me it BLEW up. That yellow **** was everywhere. On my car, in my car, the walls of my garage, my hair, my face, in my mouth. Basically everywhere except inside the tire.

Oh and one time I attached a tow rope to my buddies car and went around my block on my rollerblades.

Younes Si

When I use to live in Toronto back in 1992...about 15 of us broke into a parked ice cream truck and stole all the containers and spoons and straws...pretty much everything except for the ice cream haha...anyways we were fuking around with it for about a good hour and 3 cop car showed up and it was nuts...I got caught, but we were all about in grade 2 I think...so we were young as hell...they just escorted me to my apartment and told my parents and let me go...remember I’m from Iraq...so I don't have to explain to you guys what happened what my dad found out

by the way..the apartment building I use to live in back then..i think the address was "10 Garphela" <--*** if I know how to spell that...or if it's even the right place ahah...but I gotta say, so many good fuking times happened there wow..brings back great memories...

Gallagher

Man, I got alot of stories....here's a couple....

I'd have to say how I broke my foot in September for $5. This picture should sum it up pretty damn good.......

Coles Notes: I was drinking previous to this. My buddy told me that I wouldn't jump off the balcony with a beach umbrella trying to impersonnate Mary Poppins. I told him to put some money on that. So he said I'll give you $5 if you do it. So I did it. When all was said and done, I ended up going to the hospital 3 hours later, and I was told my foot was broken and I damage alot of nerves, muscle, etc. I was on crutches untill mid december and was using a cane for about 3 weeks after that. I am now going through physio and chiropractic care to get it all fixed up.......





When I was about 15/16, I used to work at a waterpark as a lifeguard, and one night, all of the employees got drunk and at the beach (this is in wasaga), and we decided to go back to where we work at the waterpark and go for a swim. Needless to say, we all got smashed, went in the wavepool, hottub, bumper boats, etc. and the next morning, someone broke into the waterpark after we all left and put soap in the pools so when we fire up the pumps, there were bubbles EVERYWHERE. The boss called me in first about it, I said I had no idea, and I wasn't there....then he called in another lifeguard (girl this time) and she ratted EVERYONE out. It was pretty bad. I ended up getting fired but then re-hired 3 hours later because he had no1 to cover my shift and he was already low on employees.

Too many stories, and wayyy to much typing...

imported_BlazeInEk

^^^^
aaahhh...at least you got a great picture out of it!

toooooo funny!!!

Bryce

hahah oh steve you silly boy hahahahahah thats ****ing jokjes

Gallagher

yea, it hurt...

Xscorpio

i choked this guy name James patter at work, and try to shove him in the big blanching fryer 2 years ago.

i got fired on the spot, but got hired back after 5 mins lol

i was changing and they called me back in the office and said we will keep this off record but make sure you dont get into trouble ever again. i am the best worker they have.

imported_kasimmmmm

after the cop gave me a ticket, i swore at him and floored away... he chased me again and gave me another ticket. A$$ hole!

Bryce

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG thats jokes dude.