ahahahah

 

nothing worse than a woman that talks like a 5th grader...

 

Sharona, you had me at "....than the train came to a complete stop and everyone got off safely"

 

 

it's "then not than" sweetcheeks
lol

 

quite alright, I can forgive a girl like you forever

 

Kiss my ***!

 

(And no injuries were incurred in the writing of this post... )
Daniele, that's the sweetest thing ever, you're making me all verklempt.
To be told that just warms my <3.

 

...just trying to improve the grammar on TCC...one user at a time.

 

 

I like making you feel warm and fuzzy all over Giggity!

 

Wow. Who knew a train wreck had that much power?! Hahaha, and just add that cheeky monkey for full effect, hey now...!

For some reason, I feel like having a glass of cold water after a mint.
...and I can see you watching, Daniel...

"Alright, back in the tan, you two...!"

 

Oh yes.

She broke up with me, but after finding out I had been having sex with someone for the passed couple of months (at this point I had been single for like 8 months?). She called me crying and said,

"This is going to sound horrible, but no matter how much it hurt to find out, I'd still **** you."

 

Wow! If that were true, i'd do a back-flip! But it would be hard to ruin my pretty face.

 

lol....like Jess said...it's because we rule!!!

 

or there's no one left to make fun of

 

Like I said before, insulting a girl certainly does nothing to win them over. Perhaps this is my "game".

 

insulting a girl is probably one of the best ice breakers in the book

 

Seemed to work with Jess last night. Made a comment about gang bangs and homeless guys and it got me a hug at the end of the night! You may be on to something, here.

 

well talk aggressive she showed up tried to run me over .... sheesh and cynikal was supposed to be the harsh on .....

jess you scored 10 points.......