saturn_one

i used to be the TOPGUN operator in wonderland 3 years a go! my first summer job!!!! once i called in and told my supervisour that nobody is home to give me a ride home and i don't have anymoney to come to work!!! i don't know what i was thinking! she didn't say anything but now that i think about it its pretty lame!!!!!

The Prophet

you could call in dead...

punkindrublic

forgetting you have a dentist appointment is good too... gotta add that your getting cavaties filled so you'll be druged up and unable to perform at work

hatchback terry

you could tell them that you just got released from a holding cell after spending a night for public drunkeness
this really happened to a co-worker a few years ago