Climax_R

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I myself am tamil and not the fittest so hope I don't get anybody pissed off for posting this joke... Anyhow if you live in Scarborough or Markham.. more than likely you have a tamil friend.. so here is a joke that would get their gears grinding lol...

"you are so fat you got more rolls than a tamil party" LOL

If you're really close with a tamil person you would know what a roll is.. and for anybody in Toronto.. I highly suggest trying it because its AMAZING... it is basically mutton (goat) curry... wrapped in dough..breaded and then deep fried... you can find it at any local tamil bakery.. i personally think the best ones are at, markham and ellesmere..theres a tamil bakery in the same plaza where that chinese buffet is.. don remember what its called... but yea its SO GOOD and its only a dollar! try that! and the joke! lol...

but yea most tamil parties serve this... and its usually the first to finish!

lets_ride

lol...ROLLS...thats true yo...thats the first thing that finsihes at any tamil event..that and cutlet

Sumol15

Lol my boss is Tamil, a bit chubby and we're all chefs... I'm going to try this, I hope I don't get stabbed...

raman

haha .. theres this tamil place in Mississauga on Terry Fox and Bristol, great mutton rolls! only 99 cents yum yum

khilladi-civic

nothin beats rolls OR any tamil food at Babu's! black label + babu's = good life

bruce fee

this isn't derogatory, so i don't see why anyone would be offended for any reason?

it's not racist, nor it is a fat tamil joke.

it's a fat joke using a cultural reference as a simile for the punchline.

stay in school.

Climax_R

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dude im just watchin out for myself thats all.. lol

Climax_R

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lol ya man... cutlet is so good too.. but i don't think the the take out ones beat any of the home made ones... lol.. if u find out a place tell me lol...

black label + babu's is amazing lol... mutton kothu or mutton rolls are the best especially after getting drunk!

bruce fee

for what?

Climax_R

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who cares man... i made a joke on a forum... and i said whatever i said, and i don't get what that has to do with staying in school but anyway.. i hope you found the joke funny..

Polkaroo Killa

"Tamils are so fat, it only takes 3 of them to block a 6-lane highway"

^ See now that's a 'Fat Tamil Joke'

bruce fee

a group with guns and bayonets in their logo expecting people on the other side of the world to sympathize for them because they are blocking the 401 instead of doing something for the cause themslves, like flying down and joining the front lines.

now that's a joke.

Sumol15

I agree.

Polkaroo Killa

I laughed.

raman

hehehehehe owned

Climax_R

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i never said anything about sri lankan politics or tamil people protesting on the DVP so why are you bringing it up when i just made a stupid post about a joke?

first off... do your research about what you're talking about... i did not bring up anything about the war in Sri Lanka so I don't know why we're speaking about a topic that everybody has very different opinions on.. i know whatever happened on the DVP was wrong.. but if you have opinions about what was done, maybe it would be a better idea to go on a forum that shares thoughts on these type of things...

i am not here to talk about supporting tamil people.. that is your choice.. tamil people did protest for a reason.. why did we protest here instead of flying back and fighting at front lines? well obviously because nobody wants to f*cking die! maybe you guys don't have enough tamil friends to tell you wtf goes on back there... it's something nobody should ever experience.. i wouldn't even wish that on my enemy..

for those who don't know... and a long story short.. sri lanka was under british rule till the late 60's.. and after the british left.. the majority of the government officials were sinhalese... and in the 70's racism grew as the tamils were very successful in their businesses.. and it stayed within the north... and slowly hatred towards tamils started to grow.. and just like what happened to innocent jewish people... in germany... and just like what happened to innocent black people.. in the states.. tamil people were starting to get harassed.. raped.. murdered etc...

and just like martin luther king jr... there was alot of people who tried... alot of people who waged weaponless wars... and people who went on hunger fasts.. to stop it... and after years and years of torture? you expect everybody to just sit there and take all that kind of ****? this is where the tamil tigers came in... their whole purpose was only to free innocent tamils... and its sad to see they get labeled as a ********* group...

all of the tamil tigers were young men and women who wanted to protect their people, culture and race... unfortunately the world has been blinded from the truth.. only some people see the truth... do you think we are f*cking stupid to go stand in the freezing cold to support a ********* group that kills innocent people? tamil canadians are appreciative to a great country that has taken them in... all these years tamil canadians didn't do or say anything about this war.. but last year the sri lankan president said nothing will stop him from finishing off tamil tigers... even if it means killing everything in his way...

and just like he said.. innocent tamils started to die... tamils here were desperate... wtf u expect... if your relatives were in some country getting screwed over like no other... if you can sit there patiently.. then thats something different.. again just to mention that ONE incident on the DVP i did not support.. but everything else was for a good cause... and the tamil people were protesting with all rights of a canadian citizen.. and meant no harm to anybody else.. they protested because canada is home to over 200,000 tamils and only to ask the canadian government to ask the sri lankan government to go on a truce.

other countries which are homes to numerous amounts of tamils.. like switzerland and denmark have even stopped trades with sri lanka because of this.. so why not ask canada?

its pretty stupid how this topic had to be brought up in a f*cking joke post wow.....

khilladi-civic

Climax_R there is no point arguing with these guys about anything.

They are not tamils and will not understand.

This bruce_fee kid is real smart "go fly down there and joint the front lines" I don't even want to start to mention the obvious, seems like he has no common sense.

Climax_R

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true...

i feel so stupid for starting this post.. what a great way to change the topic into something completely off topic..

and it's a shame that it's gotta come from members that have been on the forum for quite some time... didn't expect that...

sucks how i can't make a post with something to do with tamils.. and not having this topic brought up..

anyhow khilladi-civic.. good to know at least somebody is on the same page as i am..

khilladi-civic

we are the last bunch of people to be even seriously fat

Climax_R

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LOL ya its pretty hard to find obese tamils lol i probably seen like 5 in my life... lol