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Old 24-Dec-2005, 04:06 AM
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Originally posted by rrspexpress
it's sad when u have to defend your jokes and convince ppl they are funny
im trying to convince people the jokes are funny?

please explain how

reading pwnes you turd
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 04:16 AM
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Originally posted by bdotdan
whats your BEEF?

^^^^^^^^^^^
worst joke ever



now go **** yourself
bdotdan they're not email jokes


beotch

bdotdan if it took you 5 minutes to read that then you are slow as ****

possibly slower than Younes Si

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Originally posted by kwikb16a2



HAHAHAHAHHAHAH


glad to see somebody laughed at something i said
i think ur the one thats "pwned"....it has clearly pissed u off that no one found these funny...lol.....
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 04:27 AM
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1st post - was a joke, about a joke droppedatbirth made in another thread. the SHOULD have tipped you off that it was a joke

2nd post - all i did was state that the jokes were not from emails, they were actually in an old maxim i found in the basement. beotch was added for comic relief

3rd post - if you and rrspexpress can't tell thats a joke than i sorry for your mothers for having retarded kids, everyone else got it

4th post - the whole point of the thread was for people to have a chuckle as i was well aware these jokes weren't super funny. i saw someone laugh at a joke i made, and posted how i was please someone was laughing

and still in all of those posts i never tried to convince people the jokes were funny. i never even mentioned the jokes after

seems reading pwnes you too
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 04:38 AM
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Originally posted by bdotdan
1st post - was a joke, about a joke droppedatbirth made in another thread. the SHOULD have tipped you off that it was a joke

2nd post - all i did was state that the jokes were not from emails, they were actually in an old maxim i found in the basement. beotch was added for comic relief

3rd post - if you and rrspexpress can't tell thats a joke than i sorry for your mothers for having retarded kids, everyone else got it

4th post - the whole point of the thread was for people to have a chuckle as i was well aware these jokes weren't super funny. i saw someone laugh at a joke i made, and posted how i was please someone was laughing

and still in all of those posts i never tried to convince people the jokes were funny. i never even mentioned the jokes after

seems reading pwnes you too

i am going to kill you...lol...........damn n00bs need pwning and all they can do is defend themselves!...bah!! lol
i give up
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 04:42 AM
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im a n00b?

i was hear over a year before you lol

oh and if you are going to kill me, you'll probably need my address, would you like me to send it to you?
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 04:47 AM
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Originally posted by bdotdan
im a n00b?

i was hear over a year before you lol

oh and if you are going to kill me, you'll probably need my address, would you like me to send it to you?
i didn't expect u to look through my info and see how long i have been here for...lol...also, i refer to everyone as a n00b online since it is gay and "nerd like" to have online arguements anyways, and third, i don't care about ur adress or starting some pointless fights online, this is gay cuz regardless of how much **** u can talk, ur still like every other internet nerd here including myself who could be doing something better but instead ur surfing the internet at 4 in the morning...u must be a gangsta! so gimme ur address but it won't mean anything cuz that would mean i'd actually have to get up and do something as opposed to sleeping which is what i am going to do soon......
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 04:52 AM
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Dick McNasty
THE NEGATIVE ONE!
But wait, it looks like u have a reputation to uphold so keep trying mr Negative one, we all respect you and think ur cool now....
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futebol, your mom
oh boy, a real mature fighter u are too eh? I haven't met one person that isn't handicapped that still says "ur mom" when asked a question like, "so what are ur interests?"....
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 04:56 AM
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im no gangsta

once again, the address thing was a setup for a joke if you had replied yes, i would have posted 123 fake street or some **** like that

it all jokes people, if you can't understand that than i feel sorry for you. i not trying to **** people off (in this thread, well except maybe younes) and the whole "pwned" thing was for fun
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 05:10 AM
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Originally posted by Fug


But wait, it looks like u have a reputation to uphold so keep trying mr Negative one, we all respect you and think ur cool now....
inside joke

Originally posted by Fug


oh boy, a real mature fighter u are too eh? I haven't met one person that isn't handicapped that still says "ur mom" when asked a question like, "so what are ur interests?"....
oh god, wait, could that be another damn joke

have fun reading my profile?
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 05:16 AM
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Originally posted by bdotdan


inside joke



oh god, wait, could that be another damn joke

have fun reading my profile?
ya man, no hard feelings...i was just trying to pwn you...........but ur too sarcastic for me so i gotta sleep, cuz i am running outa ideas...hahahaha


good game...u may win for now
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 06:51 AM
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all in good fun!

merry christmas pant shiiter (this is a joke btw)
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 09:12 AM
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Originally posted by bdotdan

once again, the address thing was a setup for a joke if you had replied yes, i would have posted 123 fake street or some **** like that



i dont get it?!?!?!?



(faint voice in the back says) ITS A JOKE JAAAYYYYYY THERE IS NO REAL 123 FAKE STREET(faint voice in the back says)



a joke? OH I GET JOKES. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
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Old 24-Dec-2005, 01:16 PM
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Originally posted by Team Rukus





i dont get it?!?!?!?



(faint voice in the back says) ITS A JOKE JAAAYYYYYY THERE IS NO REAL 123 FAKE STREET(faint voice in the back says)



a joke? OH I GET JOKES. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
jay you're awesome

lmfao !!!!!
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Old 25-Dec-2005, 07:48 PM
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Chuckles the clown

i'd like to wish a special happy holidays to Bdotdan. This year he has provided so many of us with absolutely hilarious comments. I always enjoy his humour. We'll be looking for more of what you have to say in the new year. This one is for you; a special merry merry Christmas to you, Bdotdan. You come up with the craziest gags.

I know something else that makes **** happen, when bdotdan tells jokes.

You know me, I am just joking. I know how much you bust everyone elses ***** around here, I just new you wouldn't feel bad when i put yours in a vice.

I know you dish it out, so I know you can take it.
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Oh by the way, your jokes really do suck. If you found those in a maxim magazine, you must have had a lot of time on your hands if you typed them all out. Bdotdan wrote: :2nd post - all i did was state that the jokes were not from emails, they were actually in an old maxim i found in the basement. beotch was added for comic relief:

You are probably the same kind of guy who punches his computer screen when people **** you off on the forums. Grrrrr I'm angry "whack".
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....but, no harm done I hope. Your threads are posted in good fun, and so are mine. Merry Christmas Bdot....
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hold on what's that sound?

wait i hear it...

it's getting clearer...

it's the sound of nobody laughing at Bdotdan's jokes

Hey did anyone see Dan at Yuk Yuks last week? just kidding...
We forgive you Dan. Not everyone is a comedian.
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Old 25-Dec-2005, 08:15 PM
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Oh Danny Boy

oh yeah, by the way dinkus! i'll take your address.

I am joking (I'm not really joking)

just kidding I'm joking....
but no not really...I'm not joking....kidding kidding...joking

ha ha ha...Isn't it freakin' hilarious when 2 people get angry at each other on the forum, then make death threats, and then laugh like it was all just a gag? Ha Ha Ha...Bdotdan strikes again with another dose of hilarity. I can't wait to see what else is up this jokester's sleeve.
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Old 25-Dec-2005, 08:15 PM
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Re: Chuckles the clown

Originally posted by nnniiiccckkk007

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hold on what's that sound?

wait i hear it...

it's getting clearer...

it's the sound of nobody laughing at Bdotdan's jokes

Hey did anyone see Dan at Yuk Yuks last week? just kidding...
We forgive you Dan. Not everyone is a comedian.



hahaha


cheers dan!
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Old 25-Dec-2005, 10:45 PM
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man, and i had a lot of time on my hands! obviously not as much as you

tool
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what did 50 cent say to his grandma when she knitted him a sweater??


Gee u knit?

G UNIT
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Old 26-Dec-2005, 11:40 AM
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dan the man, from nick the tool

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man, and i had a lot of time on my hands! obviously not as much as you

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Hey, your the guy who makes 10 posts a day, 365 24 7....
Please convince us again why your jokes are funny, because that was the only thing I found funny. Ha Ha Ha

He likes to be the negative jerk, but I really think deep under all of that negativity, there is a nice guy under there. Shall we call a truce before someone gets their feelings hurt?

My advice man, RELAX! This world isn't as competive as you think. There is no reason to be pissed off all the time. Don't worry, be happy. Go smoke a joint if you have to.

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If you can't stand the heat stay outta the forum!

Good Luck Man!
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