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30-Aug-2005, 04:28 PM

imported_Bruce Fee

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Free surgery!

Hey everyone, I need some practice, so I'm offering free surgery on humans for anything.

I don't guarantee the best results, but I do guarantee results.

Please let me know if there is interest.

You will have to sign a waiver absolving me of any responsibility should the results not be the desired ones.

I have a scalpel blade, a tough stomach, and a keen interest on helping people.

What more can you ask for from a surgeon?

30-Aug-2005, 05:09 PM

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nobody seems to being posting so i'll give u a pity post

30-Aug-2005, 05:15 PM

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is it covered under OHIP?

30-Aug-2005, 05:18 PM

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Re: Free surgery!

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Originally posted by Bruce Fee

What more can you ask for from a surgeon?

a PhD

30-Aug-2005, 05:44 PM

Tego

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So what kind of services do you provide exactly?

30-Aug-2005, 05:46 PM

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hmmm.... ur nuts

30-Aug-2005, 05:50 PM

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first start of by giving ur dad a vasectomy so he wont have any more kids like u...

30-Aug-2005, 05:54 PM

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Quote:

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first start of by giving ur dad a vasectomy so he wont have any more kids like u...

30-Aug-2005, 06:21 PM

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first start of by giving ur dad a vasectomy so he wont have any more kids like u...

lol, a solid burn...

30-Aug-2005, 07:40 PM

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Can you make my rang HUGE?? It needs an alignment too, pulls right harder than my car!!

30-Aug-2005, 08:04 PM

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Can you make my rang HUGE?? It needs an alignment too, pulls right harder than my car!!

just try to learn to use your left

30-Aug-2005, 08:13 PM

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LOL

30-Aug-2005, 09:53 PM

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Bruce Fee - cutting down Hospital waiting lines everywhere

30-Aug-2005, 10:05 PM

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bruce fee - the next doctor nick riviera

30-Aug-2005, 10:05 PM

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You've tried the best, now try the rest!

30-Aug-2005, 10:10 PM

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I want 3 *********

30-Aug-2005, 10:58 PM

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i've got 3 *********...so maybe you could take one outta me and then open Gallagher up and give him his wish

31-Aug-2005, 09:31 AM

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Re: Re: Free surgery!

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Originally posted by stock94block

a PhD

Was the best response by far.

The only kind of surgery I can pretty much do somewhat properly would be to amputate the lower leg using a fire and two axes.

anything else, we'd have to classify under experimentation.

I see some people here need a lobotomy. I can do this.