imported_kungfugrip

i just had to post this and was wondering if anyone heard worst!

so anyway, i work in the part department of a toyota dealership right? so just now this chinese guy comes in here and hes lookin for parts and has the heaviest accent ever! me being chinese as well i shoulda understood what he was sayin haha but i didnt and just started laughing so hard after a few times askin him to repeat himself.. so he was tellin me what was wrong with his car and he said


"my grass is reeking"

"excuse me?"

"my grass is reeking" (and he has his hands over his face doin some messed up motion"

"sir this is a car dealership, if there is something with your lawn you gotta go to canadian tires or home depot"

"NONO GRASS REEKIN BAD"

so at this point omg i cracked up hahah i had tears coming out my eyes and everything, so when i finally came to calm down i told him ill go look at the car with him, i get outside and he shows me the car.. his freakin windshield is leeking! omg hahahah i felt kinda stupid but **** it was so funny, his facial expressions AIYA!

Nova_Dust

AIYA!!

imported_nnniiiccckkk007

Jean Chrétien sounds pretty funny. I know he can't speak English properly but according to many French people, he can't speak French either.

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stock94block

when i was in new jersey/NYC i heard the most hideous accents of all time.

nothing makes my ears want to bleed more than a JOIISEEYY accent

edit: ever been to some where else and got a comment on your "accent"...i know i talk like the majority of people you see on TV so therefore i dont think we have accents..discuss

the ja-fakin' accent always cracks me up

Cynikal.Mindset

dem Bastan people taak fanny

imported_SilverSleeper

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhstannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnn...

imported_JoonyaSI

But really ... i dont get it this is Chit CHat right ... basically anything is allowed ... whats wrong with talkin about relationships and how they sway ... why was it closed really now ... was it cause the Thread was turbo'd and thats considerd "Racing" refrences ? i dont get it that was a good convo .....



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discuss....

imported_kungfugrip

U SHUT UP NOW!

imported_JoonyaSI

chris_si98

i know a chinese guy.. that everytime he says 'axle' it sounds like 'assh0le'

the first time i heard him say it, i ****ing cracked up

blitz_ctr

im brown, and i meet some people with kickass brown accents, especially with their awesome lines like "watchu doing?"

imported_damdam

lol lol

kimchee

Have you ever heard a Newfie accent? Or a Cape Bretoner accent?

Being in the army, you meet a lot of different people from all over... The one that tripped me out the most was this chinese guy who was born in Newfoundland... he had a strong Newfie accent and I couldn't help but laugh! Not to mention they are pretty funny people in general (Newfies that is).

imported_Zyepher

A customer of mine when she first arrived from newfoundland (second day outside of it)...I swear she sounded like a lepricon

bdotdan

a chinese person speaking (or trying to speak) portuguese

imported_kungfugrip

dudes! wait til u meet a redneck chinese guy hahahhah holy **** its a hoot when u see one. i like clubbin with my chinese friends from jamaica cause we end up with so many girls its not even funny they all flock over when they hear them talk ahha

imported_braunzcrx

i think you deserve a kick in the accent

E_Jak

hyundai accent with an aftermarket exhaust would perhaps be the funniest accent I have ever heard... I have yet to hear this, but I am sure it must sound funny.

imported_doggy69247

the funiest guy i ever met was back home in england it was a black man with chinese eyes and a full bodies scotish acsent i couldent stop just kinda laughing and looking amazed at this guy it was prety funny


i came from preston england so i talked kinda like a lankishire farmer and wen i came here canadions understood ****ing scotish people easier then they understood me it was soo hard 2 talk 2 people i have 2 totaly slow the **** down and say wy words all drawn out and slow so canadions could understand



and even now if i go 2 my brothers or mums with any of my friends i just snap back into my lankishier acsent and they just stand there like wtf are they saying


but if i call my dad in england he tels me i sould like a yank now hahaha its wierd

1sykcoupe

white ppl have an accent
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russell peters is the best wen comes to talkin abt this stuff