The Funniest Ish I Heard in a Long Time
16-Mar-2005, 07:35 AM
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The Funniest Ish I Heard in a Long Time
I come into work yesterday and one of the older guys isnt there...so I ask where that **** is...then my buddy tells me to ask our boss (he's laughing at this point). So, I ask and I get the most rediculous answer I have ever heard....this is what my boss told me the other guy said when he called in "sick"
"Hey, I went out with my buddies lastnight and was out late, on the way home I felt sick and puked when I got home"
so if u put 2 and 2 together...out late with buddies and feeling sick = too much to drink and smoke...so rediculous, especially comin from a 51yr old man...us 20 somethin guys dont even pull that kinda crap, we come in straight hung over or still drunk
oh man, I thought I heard it all till yesterday came
"Hey, I went out with my buddies lastnight and was out late, on the way home I felt sick and puked when I got home"
so if u put 2 and 2 together...out late with buddies and feeling sick = too much to drink and smoke...so rediculous, especially comin from a 51yr old man...us 20 somethin guys dont even pull that kinda crap, we come in straight hung over or still drunk
oh man, I thought I heard it all till yesterday came
16-Mar-2005, 10:55 AM
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Man, last year when the Leafs beat Ottawa in the playoffs I marched my *** down Yongue Street with a beers in both hands, ran into a guy i worked with, kept walking, picked up another 6 pack at Summerhill LCBO and walked all the way down to College and drank at hoops. I got home at 1:30 - 2:00 and still made it to work the next day before 8:00 am.
But when you're an old fart, then i could see it being tougher. I'm already noticing the hangovers getting worse and worse (maybe its cus i can drink more and more...i dunno)
But when you're an old fart, then i could see it being tougher. I'm already noticing the hangovers getting worse and worse (maybe its cus i can drink more and more...i dunno)
16-Mar-2005, 12:16 PM
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It's entirely possible that it had nothing to do with booze. If he had bad chicken wings, it takes about 5 hours after eating for him to start puking. I've had that happen a couple times. Usually it happens after eating at McD's though... So, if he was to eat at say 7pm, by midnight I've got two words for you... "projectile vomit" 
(You just don't get to say those words in a sentance often, and it's so much fun to say!)
(You just don't get to say those words in a sentance often, and it's so much fun to say!)
16-Mar-2005, 02:31 PM
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A guy who used to work with me called in sick once....he was pretending to be his cousin (even though everyone knew he didn't have one) and he told our boss that he fell down the stairs and broke his neck.....yes neck..... so he wouldn't be able to make it in that day....but he will be there next week...... right......
to make things better I even spotted him that same day out with his friends.......
smart guy.
to make things better I even spotted him that same day out with his friends.......
smart guy.
16-Mar-2005, 02:49 PM
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Originally posted by $PH!NX
A guy who used to work with me called in sick once....he was pretending to be his cousin (even though everyone knew he didn't have one) and he told our boss that he fell down the stairs and broke his neck.....yes neck..... so he wouldn't be able to make it in that day....but he will be there next week...... right......
to make things better I even spotted him that same day out with his friends.......
smart guy.
A guy who used to work with me called in sick once....he was pretending to be his cousin (even though everyone knew he didn't have one) and he told our boss that he fell down the stairs and broke his neck.....yes neck..... so he wouldn't be able to make it in that day....but he will be there next week...... right......
to make things better I even spotted him that same day out with his friends.......
smart guy.
16-Mar-2005, 02:52 PM
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Originally posted by QUICKONTHEGAS
I can understand the old man's story but thats just retarded. If I were his boss I would have fired him on the spot.
I can understand the old man's story but thats just retarded. If I were his boss I would have fired him on the spot.
some ppl are just stupid
LMFAO
16-Mar-2005, 03:26 PM
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Originally posted by Promoking
What about working next door to Igor. That guy's jokes
What about working next door to Igor. That guy's jokes
my dad owns a shop in that plaza too
AND the last shop on the right in that plaza (millenium auto) is my highschool auto teacher...
