Funny, but stupid
#1
Funny, but stupid
This happened 10 mininuts ago...
I was just cleaning my room and putting everything else where it belongs because I just got a new corner desk and then on the corner of my eye I see a big black blurry thing on my right shoulder, I didn't pay much attention to it then I turned my head and it was a big *** spider so I just shoved it off my shoulder, but man I was about to pass out I fuken hate spiders and all that other kind of sihit :cry:
It would be real funny to see because i'm a big guy 6"2 230 and this spider is like 2 inches big
I was just cleaning my room and putting everything else where it belongs because I just got a new corner desk and then on the corner of my eye I see a big black blurry thing on my right shoulder, I didn't pay much attention to it then I turned my head and it was a big *** spider so I just shoved it off my shoulder, but man I was about to pass out I fuken hate spiders and all that other kind of sihit :cry:
It would be real funny to see because i'm a big guy 6"2 230 and this spider is like 2 inches big
#4
you guys are girls!!
actually.. i'm not to fond of spiders either lol.
youne si, you said "the spider is like 2 inches big" were you over exaggerating? or was it around 2 inches? If it was 2inches that is one huge *** spider!
actually.. i'm not to fond of spiders either lol.
youne si, you said "the spider is like 2 inches big" were you over exaggerating? or was it around 2 inches? If it was 2inches that is one huge *** spider!
#5
Originally posted by k_r_a_c_k_e_r
bah ah ha. your like me man!. I put my car in a ditch over a spider that was like the size of a dime!. I'd loose it over something over and inch big!.
bah ah ha. your like me man!. I put my car in a ditch over a spider that was like the size of a dime!. I'd loose it over something over and inch big!.
haha i remember when you posted about that
spiders suck, but i don't really freak out about them. i park underneath a tree a lot of the time so i have a bunch of little white spiders living behind my driver side mirror...they come out every once in a while
#6
Originally posted by chris_si98
you guys are girls!!
actually.. i'm not to fond of spiders either lol.
youne si, you said "the spider is like 2 inches big" were you over exaggerating? or was it around 2 inches? If it was 2inches that is one huge *** spider!
you guys are girls!!
actually.. i'm not to fond of spiders either lol.
youne si, you said "the spider is like 2 inches big" were you over exaggerating? or was it around 2 inches? If it was 2inches that is one huge *** spider!
#9
hahahaha funny story along these lines
My brother has a big f150 and he picks up his bag from the floar of the garrage its been there a while and he puts it in the back of his grewcab
He is on the highway and realised there was a mouse running around on the seat beside him he frieks out hardcore like a big wuss swervs right into a truckstop off ramp parks the truck and jumps out all frieking out opening all the doars the he watches the mouse go from under the seat up inside the dash
He grabs the bag and all these babies fall out on2 the floar(The mouse had a nest in the bag) He is standing there with a woried look on his face and dosent know what 2 do but this big *** trucker guy comes over ''whats the problem son'' so he explains that he is afraid of the mice in his truck and will the guy get it out 4 him so he can contunue on his way because he aint getting back in the truck with them in there . The big *** trucker starts laughing at him ""U ***** hahahaa il get them out"" So ge gets the babies and puts them in the grass and then goes after the mum up in the dash he is wiggleing wires and stuff and this lil spider landed on his arm and he screamed like a little girl and ran around in the parking lot waveing his arm around trying 2 get this spider off his shirt hahahahahaha
My brother was laughing at him see u are huge guy and are afraid of allittle spider **** u making fun of me 4 being afraid of mice
the guy never got the mouce out because he wouldent go back in the truck eather so my brother tucked his jeens in his sox and his teashirt in his pants and then drove home and called me 2 come get it out i thaught it was sooo funny
Annother time our mum was in her garage and i was over there with my bro so she moves the garbage bag and this huge *** rat runs behind this wall unit she jumps back and my brother frieks out and runs away i thaught it was funny but we cant have a rat running around eating the garbage so i get my brother a baceball bat and i have this hoe the cardening tool thing on a long pole . So i move the wall unit and its trapped in the corner then it kinda faces me like its going 2 charge its squeeking realy loud so i try 2 stab it with the hoe and its in a corner bit it only pinns it 2 the wall but i cant kill it because its stuck agains the wall and the floar so not wanting it 2 escape im like hit it hit it hit it hit it and he is standing there shaking with his huge bat in his hand trying 2 be all tough he takes 1 step forward the rat sqheels again and he dropped the bat and ran away
So i then have 2 get the hoe in 1 hand and get the bat in the other without loosing the pin i have going on so i smacked it with the bat and it was over 1 blow
He was all sad that i killed it and afraid 2 come look it was prety funny i felt sorry 4 the rat but they are varmin and dont need 2 be i the house ever the garrage is conected and it has ways of getting in it had 2 be destroyed
Another time im fishing and i catch this minnow with my lure the minno was sooo small i dont even know how i hooked it it muse have been 1'' long. So i got him 2 hold his hand out flat and i placed the lil tiddy fish on the palm of his hand he was shaking like a leaf and he held it for mabie 10 seckonds and started 2 be all happy like yea look what im doing then it wiggled he frieks out and threw it back in the grass and jumped out the way i cant believe is is such a ***** with bugs
Me i have snakes rats draggons spiders scorpions the works as pets mmm i love bugs
My brother has a big f150 and he picks up his bag from the floar of the garrage its been there a while and he puts it in the back of his grewcab
He is on the highway and realised there was a mouse running around on the seat beside him he frieks out hardcore like a big wuss swervs right into a truckstop off ramp parks the truck and jumps out all frieking out opening all the doars the he watches the mouse go from under the seat up inside the dash
He grabs the bag and all these babies fall out on2 the floar(The mouse had a nest in the bag) He is standing there with a woried look on his face and dosent know what 2 do but this big *** trucker guy comes over ''whats the problem son'' so he explains that he is afraid of the mice in his truck and will the guy get it out 4 him so he can contunue on his way because he aint getting back in the truck with them in there . The big *** trucker starts laughing at him ""U ***** hahahaa il get them out"" So ge gets the babies and puts them in the grass and then goes after the mum up in the dash he is wiggleing wires and stuff and this lil spider landed on his arm and he screamed like a little girl and ran around in the parking lot waveing his arm around trying 2 get this spider off his shirt hahahahahaha
My brother was laughing at him see u are huge guy and are afraid of allittle spider **** u making fun of me 4 being afraid of mice
the guy never got the mouce out because he wouldent go back in the truck eather so my brother tucked his jeens in his sox and his teashirt in his pants and then drove home and called me 2 come get it out i thaught it was sooo funny
Annother time our mum was in her garage and i was over there with my bro so she moves the garbage bag and this huge *** rat runs behind this wall unit she jumps back and my brother frieks out and runs away i thaught it was funny but we cant have a rat running around eating the garbage so i get my brother a baceball bat and i have this hoe the cardening tool thing on a long pole . So i move the wall unit and its trapped in the corner then it kinda faces me like its going 2 charge its squeeking realy loud so i try 2 stab it with the hoe and its in a corner bit it only pinns it 2 the wall but i cant kill it because its stuck agains the wall and the floar so not wanting it 2 escape im like hit it hit it hit it hit it and he is standing there shaking with his huge bat in his hand trying 2 be all tough he takes 1 step forward the rat sqheels again and he dropped the bat and ran away
So i then have 2 get the hoe in 1 hand and get the bat in the other without loosing the pin i have going on so i smacked it with the bat and it was over 1 blow
He was all sad that i killed it and afraid 2 come look it was prety funny i felt sorry 4 the rat but they are varmin and dont need 2 be i the house ever the garrage is conected and it has ways of getting in it had 2 be destroyed
Another time im fishing and i catch this minnow with my lure the minno was sooo small i dont even know how i hooked it it muse have been 1'' long. So i got him 2 hold his hand out flat and i placed the lil tiddy fish on the palm of his hand he was shaking like a leaf and he held it for mabie 10 seckonds and started 2 be all happy like yea look what im doing then it wiggled he frieks out and threw it back in the grass and jumped out the way i cant believe is is such a ***** with bugs
Me i have snakes rats draggons spiders scorpions the works as pets mmm i love bugs
#11
i used to have a rose hair tarantula that didn't like people (it would want to attack most of the time)... it escaped three times.
the third time was the time in crawled into the washroom while my mom was taking a shower.
she forced me to get rid of it after that.
the third time was the time in crawled into the washroom while my mom was taking a shower.
she forced me to get rid of it after that.
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