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Old 09-Dec-2005 | 01:32 PM
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funny joke

This one beats Double B's jokes by far.

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Q: what's the best way to a woman's heart?

A: Through the chest with a sharp knife.
Old 09-Dec-2005 | 01:37 PM
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Is that a Jinsu knife or a Butcher knife?
Old 09-Dec-2005 | 01:47 PM
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you can't really stab with a butcher knife.

if you're gonna use kitchen knives, I would recommend a deboning knife.

If you really want to get technical it's not easy to get to the heart from the chest. The easiest way is through the left armpit. No bones in the way, totally unprotected.



and before ladies get upset, you can change "woman's" with "man's" heart. So it's not sexist.

relax.
Old 09-Dec-2005 | 01:48 PM
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Originally posted by Bruce Fee
you can't really stab with a butcher knife.

if you're gonna use kitchen knives, I would recommend a deboning knife.

and before ladies get upset, you can change "woman's" with "man's" heart. So it's not sexist.

relax.

LOL so politically correct!

Old 09-Dec-2005 | 02:02 PM
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sick morbid humor. the way i like them, lol. keep them coming bruce.
Old 09-Dec-2005 | 02:50 PM
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yea I've heard that a few times.
not that great
Double_B's jokes are still better.
Old 10-Dec-2005 | 08:24 PM
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bahhh not funny
Old 10-Dec-2005 | 09:29 PM
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lol jess, good to see ur postin more now, how'r the exams goin?
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