Shokker

Hey guys, I stumbled accross this. Some of them are vulgar, but they're all pretty funny. They're real quotes by real people in chat rooms!

http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top

I found some of them really funny!

Shokker

imported_S@URN

this is funny


<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.

TdotCivic

Oh man ,
Some of those are absolutly hilarious
too funny
GOOD FIND

-Robbie

cosmic zx2

a'rite... that just made up for all the cheezey and dry jokes you've posted in the past

my favorite one was..

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Cantonagod

That is some funny ****.

imported_Team Rukus

#5301 +(244)- [SUX]

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?


#4848 +(306)- [SUX]

<ohm> damn
<ohm> ****
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> ****
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your ****"
<ohm> ****

CiViC [-_-] BoY ™

OMG this first one is WOW and Funny at the same time LOL



<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet