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05-Apr-2002, 03:35 PM

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chief wiggum: "eerrrh, you've got the wrong number, this is 9-1-... 2"

05-Apr-2002, 03:37 PM

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car salesman to homer: "these are speed holes, they make your car go faster"

05-Apr-2002, 03:38 PM

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homer: "doh!"
lisa: "a dear!"
marge: "a female dear."

05-Apr-2002, 04:01 PM

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Some Guy: Hey Max power Nice Name.

Homer: Ya i got it off a hair Dryer.

HAHHAHA

05-Apr-2002, 04:04 PM

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monorail guy: "mono means one, and rail means rail"

05-Apr-2002, 05:11 PM

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Homer - "I am So Smart, I am So Smart, SMRT, i mean SMART"

05-Apr-2002, 08:33 PM

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Homer: Hey look! A clown!

05-Apr-2002, 08:41 PM

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mr.burns "smither, take off my belt"
smithers "with pleasure sir!"

or

smithers computer, burns pops up "hello smithers, that you for turning me on"

05-Apr-2002, 10:21 PM

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bahah - thanks boyz - keep em comin.

05-Apr-2002, 10:28 PM

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Nelson: HA HAA!

05-Apr-2002, 10:46 PM

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Ralph: "Hi Principle Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chulmers."

05-Apr-2002, 10:47 PM

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Ralph: "Taste's like Burning"

05-Apr-2002, 10:56 PM

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Homer: "To start push any key.....where's the "any" key?

05-Apr-2002, 11:00 PM

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Homer - "Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."

05-Apr-2002, 11:02 PM

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Homer - "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

06-Apr-2002, 12:12 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Jugglez
Homer - "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

LOL thats a personal favourite of mine

06-Apr-2002, 12:13 AM

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Homer- "And that mán's name was....... well i forget, anyways the point is.... well i forget that too... You know marge, he drove that blue car."

06-Apr-2002, 12:15 AM

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Homer- "three simple words... I am gay...... PS. I am gay"

lol

06-Apr-2002, 12:17 AM

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the one where homer goes to space

NASA guy " Should we tell people thatt he monkeys we sent to space came back super intellignet?"

monkey(in and english accent)- "No. I don''t believe we'll be telling them that."