Funny Simpson Quotes
06-Apr-2002, 01:49 AM
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At Lisa's hockey team locker room:
Homer: Now I don't want you making fun of my daughter just coz she's different...
(Homer spots Uder)
HEY! THAT KID HAS BOSOMS!!! SOMEBODY GET ME A WET TOWEL!!
Homer starts chasing Uder around trying to whip him with the towel...
Homer: Now I don't want you making fun of my daughter just coz she's different...
(Homer spots Uder)
HEY! THAT KID HAS BOSOMS!!! SOMEBODY GET ME A WET TOWEL!!
Homer starts chasing Uder around trying to whip him with the towel...
06-Apr-2002, 01:53 AM
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Originally posted by BlackVicDude
At Lisa's hockey team locker room:
Homer: Now I don't want you making fun of my daughter just coz she's different...
(Homer spots Uder)
HEY! THAT KID HAS BOSOMS!!! SOMEBODY GET ME A WET TOWEL!!
Homer starts chasing Uder around trying to whip him with the towel...
At Lisa's hockey team locker room:
Homer: Now I don't want you making fun of my daughter just coz she's different...
(Homer spots Uder)
HEY! THAT KID HAS BOSOMS!!! SOMEBODY GET ME A WET TOWEL!!
Homer starts chasing Uder around trying to whip him with the towel...
HAHAHAH!
06-Apr-2002, 05:19 AM
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Originally posted by Jugglez
Homer - "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
Homer - "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
Homer: "OPPS sorry gotta go my stupid weiner kids are listening."
Lisa: "We are not weiners!!"
Homer: "Then why are you dressed like that??"
Lisa: "They made us."
06-Apr-2002, 05:27 AM
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ahh the simpsons are great
oo ooo
ah
Homer: "Oh look a cactus patch.. How wants to drive though it??
Kids: "I DO!!!"
Side Show Bob(under the car): "NO NO NO!!"
Homer: "Well thats 2 outta 3, here we go!!"
oo ooo
ah
Homer: "Oh look a cactus patch.. How wants to drive though it??
Kids: "I DO!!!"
Side Show Bob(under the car): "NO NO NO!!"
Homer: "Well thats 2 outta 3, here we go!!"
06-Apr-2002, 07:33 AM
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"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close."
06-Apr-2002, 07:38 AM
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"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
06-Apr-2002, 01:36 PM
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Cop: So Mr. Simpson, what sort of establishment is this "Moe's"?
Homer's brain: Don't say it's a bar, don't say it's a bar
Homer: It's a pornography store, I was purchasing pornography.
Homer's brain: Don't say it's a bar, don't say it's a bar
Homer: It's a pornography store, I was purchasing pornography.
06-Apr-2002, 05:45 PM
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