Funny Simpson Quotes
07-Apr-2002, 01:18 AM
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Originally posted by SpikeyLee
Ralph: I bent my wookie...
Ralph: I bent my wookie...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
DAMN I THINK THAT"S THE BEST ONE!!!!!
You caught me off gaurd with that one!!!
Damn I can't stop laughing!!!!
07-Apr-2002, 01:21 AM
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I don't think I can beat SpikeyLee's: "I bent my wookie" but,
Bart when he was really young in his bed (was it built by Homer??)
"Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... "
Bart when he was really young in his bed (was it built by Homer??)
"Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... Can't sleep... Clown will eat me... "
07-Apr-2002, 05:22 AM
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POP QUIZ EVERYONE!! Who knows the exact line bart sez in one of the halloween specials where he had to rid the zombies from springfield (one zombie being micheal jackson from "thriller") by reading a spell from a book... Hint: they were a bunch of condon brands....
07-Apr-2002, 10:53 PM
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Originally posted by BlackVicDude
At Lisa's hockey team locker room:
Homer: Now I don't want you making fun of my daughter just coz she's different...
(Homer spots Uder)
HEY! THAT KID HAS BOSOMS!!! SOMEBODY GET ME A WET TOWEL!!
Homer starts chasing Uder around trying to whip him with the towel...
At Lisa's hockey team locker room:
Homer: Now I don't want you making fun of my daughter just coz she's different...
(Homer spots Uder)
HEY! THAT KID HAS BOSOMS!!! SOMEBODY GET ME A WET TOWEL!!
Homer starts chasing Uder around trying to whip him with the towel...
08-Apr-2002, 03:22 AM
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*****: "Sherri Bobbins!!!"
Lisa: "You know her *****?"
*****: "Ay, We were to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eye sight back, suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her."
Sherri Bobbins: "Its good to see you *****"
*****: "THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE FIRST TIME!!!"
Lisa: "You know her *****?"
*****: "Ay, We were to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eye sight back, suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her."
Sherri Bobbins: "Its good to see you *****"
*****: "THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE FIRST TIME!!!"
08-Apr-2002, 01:52 PM
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Originally posted by Bad Black Si
the one where homer goes to space
NASA guy " Should we tell people thatt he monkeys we sent to space came back super intellignet?"
monkey(in and english accent)- "No. I don''t believe we'll be telling them that."
the one where homer goes to space
NASA guy " Should we tell people thatt he monkeys we sent to space came back super intellignet?"
monkey(in and english accent)- "No. I don''t believe we'll be telling them that."
Homer: It was like the time I could have seen Mr. T at the mall. I kept saying that I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later, and when I finally went he was gone. When I asked the mall guy when he would be back, he didn't know.
I also like how Homer starting dialing while he was already having a conversation with Marge on the phone in the same episode.
The Simpsons = THE BEST SHOW EVER!
08-Apr-2002, 02:23 PM
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Homer: Oh God, why do you mock me?
Marge: That's not God, that's a pancake Bart stuck on the ceiling this morning.
(She pokes it with a broom it falls and Homer catches it)
Homer takes a bite: Mmmmmmmm....Sacrilicious
Marge: That's not God, that's a pancake Bart stuck on the ceiling this morning.
(She pokes it with a broom it falls and Homer catches it)
Homer takes a bite: Mmmmmmmm....Sacrilicious
08-Apr-2002, 02:47 PM
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here is one for all you superstreet readers.
As you may know that every month superstreet puts a quote on their bind that is related to t.v. or movies. Of course i read them all the time and bingo .
snake: she needs premium dude! PREMIUM
I sent them an e-mail maybe they'll send me a shirt or something.
It's on the bind with the gold is300. I think it's the most recent issue the one in the plastic bag.
As you may know that every month superstreet puts a quote on their bind that is related to t.v. or movies. Of course i read them all the time and bingo .
snake: she needs premium dude! PREMIUM
I sent them an e-mail maybe they'll send me a shirt or something.
It's on the bind with the gold is300. I think it's the most recent issue the one in the plastic bag.
09-Apr-2002, 12:33 PM
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Ralph Wiggum's the best!!!
In the new episodes, we don't see as much of Ralph. I demand more Ralph one-liners!!
Anyone else remember any Ralph sayings?
There was the one where all the kids were stuck on a desert island and he ate some berries off a bush and I think Lisa or someone asked him what they tasted like and he said, "It tastes like burning."
In the new episodes, we don't see as much of Ralph. I demand more Ralph one-liners!!
Anyone else remember any Ralph sayings?
There was the one where all the kids were stuck on a desert island and he ate some berries off a bush and I think Lisa or someone asked him what they tasted like and he said, "It tastes like burning."
09-Apr-2002, 12:56 PM
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Originally posted by b16_eh
here is one for all you superstreet readers.
As you may know that every month superstreet puts a quote on their bind that is related to t.v. or movies. Of course i read them all the time and bingo .
snake: she needs premium dude! PREMIUM
I sent them an e-mail maybe they'll send me a shirt or something.
It's on the bind with the gold is300. I think it's the most recent issue the one in the plastic bag.
here is one for all you superstreet readers.
As you may know that every month superstreet puts a quote on their bind that is related to t.v. or movies. Of course i read them all the time and bingo .
snake: she needs premium dude! PREMIUM
I sent them an e-mail maybe they'll send me a shirt or something.
It's on the bind with the gold is300. I think it's the most recent issue the one in the plastic bag.
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09-Apr-2002, 01:22 PM
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Don't forget groundskeeper Willie who can't pronounce the letter "H" due to his Scottish accent.
"I ate your little dog, and I ate the little mess he left my rug. You eard me!"
"Turn off the noozle, the noozle on the end of the hoose!"
"I ate your little dog, and I ate the little mess he left my rug. You eard me!"
"Turn off the noozle, the noozle on the end of the hoose!"
09-Apr-2002, 04:26 PM
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here is one for all you superstreet readers.
As you may know that every month superstreet puts a quote on their bind that is related to t.v. or movies. Of course i read them all the time and bingo .
snake: she needs premium dude! PREMIUM
I sent them an e-mail maybe they'll send me a shirt or something.
It's on the bind with the gold is300. I think it's the most recent issue the one in the plastic bag.
As you may know that every month superstreet puts a quote on their bind that is related to t.v. or movies. Of course i read them all the time and bingo .
snake: she needs premium dude! PREMIUM
I sent them an e-mail maybe they'll send me a shirt or something.
It's on the bind with the gold is300. I think it's the most recent issue the one in the plastic bag.
09-Apr-2002, 06:47 PM
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the episode where superintendent chomers visits skinners house.
chomers: I think your kitchen is on fire.
skinner: no..thats just the aurora borialas.
chomers: the aurora borialas at this time of the year, in this part of the world, focused only in your kitchen.
skinner: yes
chomers: can I see?
skinner: no
chomers: ok, well skinner u really steam a good ham, bye
chomers: I think your kitchen is on fire.
skinner: no..thats just the aurora borialas.
chomers: the aurora borialas at this time of the year, in this part of the world, focused only in your kitchen.
skinner: yes
chomers: can I see?
skinner: no
chomers: ok, well skinner u really steam a good ham, bye
