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> >THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
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> >Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half
> >wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
> >Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open
> >to trade, especially for someone with cash.
> >Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced
> >of her own beauty.
> >Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a
> >warm and desirable place to visit.
> >Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by
> >past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.
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> >Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are
> >unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
> >Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
> >conquering past but alas, no future.
> >After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,
> >but no one wants to go there.
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> >THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
> >Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq.........ruled by a dick

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

Nice one... been a while since you posted a funny (at least that I've seen)

imported_gatherer

lmao

NoSpleeny

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
RULED BY A DICK!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[1sL0CiviC]

i know, been busy with school/volunteer work!!

sleeping tat crazy times, goin out at crazy times...
bah....atleast i get 10 hours sleep!!

Nova_Dust

Good one Eman, good one.

diesel

nice laugh

EK7_DriftMania

Funny but very true - ever consider writting a book? hhaha..