PULOVR

I just cut and pasted this from an email an American friend of mine sent me. I did not check it for accuracy, so don't blame me if any of it is wrong.


(but I did know most of this stuff already)




RESUME

GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty,
paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for
30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and
is not available.

Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I
refused to take a drug test or answer any questions
about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National
Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for US Congress and lost. I began my career in
the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought
an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my
stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil
industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favour power and oil
companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the
Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles
as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes
and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the
most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida,
and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I
became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in US history to enter office
with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the
US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
in US history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the US stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in US history. My
"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most
campaign fundraising trips by a US President.

I am the all-time US and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My
largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my
best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest
corporate bankruptcy fraud in US history, Enron. My
political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme
Court during my election decision. I have protected my
friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been
spent investigating one of the biggest corporate
rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US
history and refused to intervene when corruption
involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US
history.

I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
than any President in US history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any
President in US history.

I am the first President in US history to have the
United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights
Commission. I withdrew the US from the World Court of
Law. I refused to allow inspector's access to US
"prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused
to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the first
President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press
conferences of any President since the advent of
television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in
any one-year period. After taking off the entire month
of August, I presided over the worst security failure
in US history. I garnered the most sympathy for the US
after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a
year later made the US the most hated country in the
world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history.

I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in US history to order an
unprovoked pre-emptive attack and the military
occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
will of the United Nations, the majority of US
citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
and their families - in wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on
our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority
of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfil my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now
in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for
public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.




kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Biggy

i could only read about a 1/4 of that before i couldnt see anymore lol, hes a messed up person tho from wut i read so far

cibs

lol 10 bucks says that's something that his opposition drafted up... sound just a little biased?

punkindrublic

no thats the truth... 90% of it is anyways some stuff i didn't know about but would it really suprize you?

must be nice to live with out rules cause of daddy's connections

90EFHB

Al what you posted if half bull****. If the person knew anything about economics they would know it takes a lot longer than your first year in office to in effect "set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. & setting the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. "
Which incidentally coincides with the tech bust....
which also explains "I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US stock market."

In actual fact I would believe more the US treasury had a greater effect on the stock market before I would ever believe a US president has the power to drop the market to such a degree in his first year of office ......and even that is hog wash.
and yet again....
"In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month." Again this is hill billy bull**** from people who know nothing about the world economy.

I am not saying I am a fan of Bush but if you are going to post a valid arguement then at least do proper research

imported_audiophilia

Bush signed his name to the Presidential Economic Report stating how many jobs his administration were going to create. He is now backpeddling fast.

I wonder if his administration would have created those promised jobs, would he be riding the wave?

BTW, Bush is the first President since they started records (under Calvin Coolidge) to produce a net loss of jobs!

For me, Bush is an embarassment to his country...

punkindrublic

i think he'll always be remembered as a standard of what not to do as president... i liked clinton much more... his scandals were just adultery... while bush's are genocide in iraq

cibs

And it's amazing what people will believe if you say someone else said it was true... 'they say' who's they? 10 bucks says someone is going to take something from that 'resume' and use it as a fact somewhere down the road....