gift ideas for woman?
04-Mar-2005, 10:54 AM
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gift ideas for woman?
hey yo,
I need to get my woman some presents for her birthday.
I will not buy the following
-clothes
-lingerie
-jewellry
-tickets to a show
Money means nothing. Items between $0-$200.
She doesn't really have any hobbies, she's not a big drinker, and she has 20 pairs of shoes. I don't want to get her any shoes either.
Her sense of humour has started to get twisted since we've been going out.
THe last movie we saw in the theatres was Assault on precint 13. She not only counted with me how many people died, but gave the following answer when one of my friends asked her what she thought about the movie "it was good, but not enough people died"
(Y)(Y)
I need to get my woman some presents for her birthday.
I will not buy the following
-clothes
-lingerie
-jewellry
-tickets to a show
Money means nothing. Items between $0-$200.
She doesn't really have any hobbies, she's not a big drinker, and she has 20 pairs of shoes. I don't want to get her any shoes either.
Her sense of humour has started to get twisted since we've been going out.
THe last movie we saw in the theatres was Assault on precint 13. She not only counted with me how many people died, but gave the following answer when one of my friends asked her what she thought about the movie "it was good, but not enough people died"
(Y)(Y)
04-Mar-2005, 11:24 AM
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buy her a *****, so that when you fail to satisfy her, she can pleasure herself. 
hahaha
gifts are supposed to be personal and meaningful and thoughtful. asking a bunch of strangers on a civic forum is the wrong way to get either of those three qualities.
hahahagifts are supposed to be personal and meaningful and thoughtful. asking a bunch of strangers on a civic forum is the wrong way to get either of those three qualities.
04-Mar-2005, 11:39 AM
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i have a few personal gifts i have got her... now i need something i give her so he can tell her friends she got and feel good about it.. instead of them asking what she's doing with me (up to date, i've pissed a few of them off with some comments, and hit one a couple of times in retaliation for hitting me)
I wouldn't get her a *****.. a vibrator yes... they handy to have around if you're giving the woman head... use that in conjunction. (Y)
I wouldn't get her a *****.. a vibrator yes... they handy to have around if you're giving the woman head... use that in conjunction. (Y)
04-Mar-2005, 11:43 AM
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i'm going to get her an ice pick with her name engraved on it.. so if she ever kills me with it.. the murder weapon will have her name on it.
i got her a bunch of other stuff, but I want a main gift... I'm thinking mp3 player for now.. for christmas i got her a dvd player that plays div'x movies.. something like that I guess..
i got her a bunch of other stuff, but I want a main gift... I'm thinking mp3 player for now.. for christmas i got her a dvd player that plays div'x movies.. something like that I guess..
04-Mar-2005, 03:40 PM
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Tell her to get dressed up because you're going somewhere special. Turn your dining room into a restaurant. Dim lights, candles, decorations, some wine and drinks she likes, etc....Tell her to come over before hand and she will arrive to your own personal restaurant. Cook her an amazing meal (you must know what food she likes by now) followed by a gift or two for her. That way she'll feel special (and hopefully quazi-drunk), you guys will do it like you've never done it before, she'll brag to her friends about how thoughtful and creative you are, and best of all, you can tell her she better do something better for your birthday.
Also, don't talk to her too much for a week before this. Pretend you're busy or something. That way you will have lots to talk about and she'll miss you (hopefully) and want to get in the sack that much more.
Also, don't talk to her too much for a week before this. Pretend you're busy or something. That way you will have lots to talk about and she'll miss you (hopefully) and want to get in the sack that much more.
04-Mar-2005, 03:58 PM
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Originally posted by GoldBadge
Tell her to get dressed up because you're going somewhere special. Turn your dining room into a restaurant. Dim lights, candles, decorations, some wine and drinks she likes, etc....Tell her to come over before hand and she will arrive to your own personal restaurant. Cook her an amazing meal (you must know what food she likes by now) followed by a gift or two for her. That way she'll feel special (and hopefully quazi-drunk), you guys will do it like you've never done it before, she'll brag to her friends about how thoughtful and creative you are, and best of all, you can tell her she better do something better for your birthday.
Also, don't talk to her too much for a week before this. Pretend you're busy or something. That way you will have lots to talk about and she'll miss you (hopefully) and want to get in the sack that much more.
Tell her to get dressed up because you're going somewhere special. Turn your dining room into a restaurant. Dim lights, candles, decorations, some wine and drinks she likes, etc....Tell her to come over before hand and she will arrive to your own personal restaurant. Cook her an amazing meal (you must know what food she likes by now) followed by a gift or two for her. That way she'll feel special (and hopefully quazi-drunk), you guys will do it like you've never done it before, she'll brag to her friends about how thoughtful and creative you are, and best of all, you can tell her she better do something better for your birthday.
Also, don't talk to her too much for a week before this. Pretend you're busy or something. That way you will have lots to talk about and she'll miss you (hopefully) and want to get in the sack that much more.
hey, youre good
04-Mar-2005, 04:01 PM
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Originally posted by bbarbulo
buy her a *****, so that when you fail to satisfy her, she can pleasure herself. hahaha
gifts are supposed to be personal and meaningful and thoughtful. asking a bunch of strangers on a civic forum is the wrong way to get either of those three qualities.
buy her a *****, so that when you fail to satisfy her, she can pleasure herself.
hahahagifts are supposed to be personal and meaningful and thoughtful. asking a bunch of strangers on a civic forum is the wrong way to get either of those three qualities.
Mp3 player dvd player thats too practical get her something she really wants dig deeper....i cant suggest anything because i dont personally know ur girl...keep it original tho like a new puppy
04-Mar-2005, 04:49 PM
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Originally posted by GoldBadge
Tell her to get dressed up because you're going somewhere special. Turn your dining room into a restaurant. Dim lights, candles, decorations, some wine and drinks she likes, etc....Tell her to come over before hand and she will arrive to your own personal restaurant. Cook her an amazing meal (you must know what food she likes by now) followed by a gift or two for her. That way she'll feel special (and hopefully quazi-drunk), you guys will do it like you've never done it before, she'll brag to her friends about how thoughtful and creative you are, and best of all, you can tell her she better do something better for your birthday.
Also, don't talk to her too much for a week before this. Pretend you're busy or something. That way you will have lots to talk about and she'll miss you (hopefully) and want to get in the sack that much more.
Tell her to get dressed up because you're going somewhere special. Turn your dining room into a restaurant. Dim lights, candles, decorations, some wine and drinks she likes, etc....Tell her to come over before hand and she will arrive to your own personal restaurant. Cook her an amazing meal (you must know what food she likes by now) followed by a gift or two for her. That way she'll feel special (and hopefully quazi-drunk), you guys will do it like you've never done it before, she'll brag to her friends about how thoughtful and creative you are, and best of all, you can tell her she better do something better for your birthday.
Also, don't talk to her too much for a week before this. Pretend you're busy or something. That way you will have lots to talk about and she'll miss you (hopefully) and want to get in the sack that much more.
./... Bruce use it.
LOLOLOL
07-Mar-2005, 10:49 AM
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spracingsports, that's a wicked suggestion man!!!!
I will take her for dinner... then we'll drive up north to my buddies land plot with the altar... yeah man!!!!!
I must find time to polish the sacred dagger. thanks. (Y)
I will take her for dinner... then we'll drive up north to my buddies land plot with the altar... yeah man!!!!!
I must find time to polish the sacred dagger. thanks. (Y)
07-Mar-2005, 11:07 AM
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Originally posted by GoldBadge
Tell her to get dressed up because you're going somewhere special. Turn your dining room into a restaurant. Dim lights, candles, decorations, some wine and drinks she likes, etc....Tell her to come over before hand and she will arrive to your own personal restaurant. Cook her an amazing meal (you must know what food she likes by now) followed by a gift or two for her. That way she'll feel special (and hopefully quazi-drunk), you guys will do it like you've never done it before, she'll brag to her friends about how thoughtful and creative you are, and best of all, you can tell her she better do something better for your birthday.
Also, don't talk to her too much for a week before this. Pretend you're busy or something. That way you will have lots to talk about and she'll miss you (hopefully) and want to get in the sack that much more.
Tell her to get dressed up because you're going somewhere special. Turn your dining room into a restaurant. Dim lights, candles, decorations, some wine and drinks she likes, etc....Tell her to come over before hand and she will arrive to your own personal restaurant. Cook her an amazing meal (you must know what food she likes by now) followed by a gift or two for her. That way she'll feel special (and hopefully quazi-drunk), you guys will do it like you've never done it before, she'll brag to her friends about how thoughtful and creative you are, and best of all, you can tell her she better do something better for your birthday.
Also, don't talk to her too much for a week before this. Pretend you're busy or something. That way you will have lots to talk about and she'll miss you (hopefully) and want to get in the sack that much more.
PRO PRO RIGHT HERE!
DO IT DO IT!
Then buy her something else on the side.....or do something else on the side as well
07-Mar-2005, 01:15 PM
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lol...thanks for all the ideas...my g/f's birthday is coming up on the 22nd and i am so scared cuz i thought i had already gotten her everything she wanted for christmas...lol...but a spa sound good..i didn't even think of that
