The Golfing Nun
26-Jul-2006, 02:35 PM
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The Golfing Nun
A nun was quite fun of golf and she would not miss playing a game when she
is on vacation.
Coming back from one, she was sitted with her Mother Superior
chatting, and confesses; "I used some horrible language this week and feel
absolutely terrible about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the Superior.
"Well, I was on a par 3 and hit an incredible drive, that looked like it was
going to sail over 250 yards right on the flagstick, but it struck a phone line
that was hanging over the fairway, and then fell straight down to the ground
after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?" asked Mother Superior.
"No, Mother Superior," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the
bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth, and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle
came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to
fly away!"
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, Mother Superior. Oh no, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel
away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior.
"Oh no, Mother. My ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap,
rolled onto the green, and stopped about SIX inches from the hole."
Both were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the f--king putt,
didn't you?"
is on vacation.
Coming back from one, she was sitted with her Mother Superior
chatting, and confesses; "I used some horrible language this week and feel
absolutely terrible about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the Superior.
"Well, I was on a par 3 and hit an incredible drive, that looked like it was
going to sail over 250 yards right on the flagstick, but it struck a phone line
that was hanging over the fairway, and then fell straight down to the ground
after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?" asked Mother Superior.
"No, Mother Superior," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the
bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth, and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle
came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to
fly away!"
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, Mother Superior. Oh no, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel
away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior.
"Oh no, Mother. My ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap,
rolled onto the green, and stopped about SIX inches from the hole."
Both were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the f--king putt,
didn't you?"
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