Seriously, this is a tru story...



While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked what's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot *******?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..."
> > > > >
Traffic ticket: $115.00
Court costs: $80.00
Look on cop's face ... Priceless

 

if your serious and that happened to you thats great
hahahah
lol

 

Good Joke ..Heard it before........But still funny

 

good one

 

 

Yeah i love that joke...hahaha...

 

Great joke!

 

i wonder if a cop has actually heard it before

 

buahahaha thats funny

 

the funniest getting pulled over story i ever heard was on the radio where they were asking people to tell them their funniest excuses and one guy called in and said he got pulled over and the cop said "ive been waiting for you all day" the guy replied with "well, i got here as fast as i could" and the cop started laughing so hard that he let him go.

 

yah, i heard that 1 too...^^

 

LOL funny

 

Thats pretty good..i hope i won't have to use that one

 

LOL my buddy told me that one, apparently that guy was doing like 80 over or something when he got caught.

 

OMG those are the greatest....haha i just hope that if i ever speed....and then when speeding i get caught....a cops says that to me......"I've been waiting for u all day"......haha oh man......haha what i would give to reply to that....by saying well i got here as fast as i could....haha that'z the funniest thing i've heard.....hahaha OMG....i love it!.....lol

 

hahahaah holy **** thats mint, i like the 6 foot ******* one to hahahahha good stuff, man a digi cam would be priceless

 

HAHA...that's awesome :P

 

LOL that story was hilarious. For the first few lines I though it was true!

 

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We sure have a ton of 6 foot ******** in TCC... I am one of them...