1SicCiv

A Jewish guy name Jake and an Italian guy name Franky, both coincidentally are turning 21 on the same day. Franky and Jake have been best friends since the age of 4 and have grown up together. They have gone to elemetary school and high school together and happened to be going to the same University aswell. So Franky and Jake are pretty excited to see what they are going to be getting for birthdays as both their families are pretty wealthy. So the next day at school Jake and Franky see eachother and Franky says to Jake, "Jake what did your dad get you for your birthday?" Jake responds, "Oh man he got me this amazing Rolex watch, just look at the diamonds and the platinum bezel." Franky, looks at it with awe. Then Jake goes on to ask Franky, "Well show me what your dad got you for your birthday!!!" Franky says, "Oh my dad got me this gun." So Franky shows Jake this shiney 9mm glock that his dad bought him. Jake is in amazement. Jake says "THAT IS JUST AMAZING, OH MAN I WISH I GOT THAT!!!" Franky says "Well, I love your watch and you love my gun...so why dont we do a straight up trade!!!" Jake doesnt hesitate a second and takes Franky up on the offer and they make a straight trade. Both walk away happy as hell.

The next day, Franky is eating breakfast with his grandfather, and shows him his new watch..."Nonno, look at this new Rolex i got!!" Franky's grandfather says "Eh, Franky whera dida you getta dat?? Franky responds "I trade my gun for it with Jake." His wise grandfather responds in his Italian accent...

"Franky, Franky, Franky...whena you ara older, and ou hava da 4 kids, anda da ou worka long hours ata work...anda ou come home anda see a mana ona toppa you wife...WHATTA YOU GOING TO TELLA HIM....(***slapping his watch***) TIMEA TO LEAVE!!!???"

imported_BoOsTd

LOL nice accent hahaha

PULOVR

diesel

hahahah good one

sjwong

Not that great, but decent.

punkindrublic

mediocore

imported_gatherer

LMAO that was great....