WNT_2_Go_Fast

Just stole his from our good friends at Neon Canada.

Very funny.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK

in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector
wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up
with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only
gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one
of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there
are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red,
have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee
Officer
your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


Thanks Neon People HAHHA


RIch

Nova_Dust

I am gonna try a line or two next time...

1Sic4Dr

lol

imported_gatherer

lol

h_accordexr

13. Since when do pigs drive.

2k2SilvSiGuRL

ive read that be4 somewhere...how come all the good things ive already seen hahaha

diesel

8. I pay your salary!

we are their boss!

G boi

9: cop: Ive been waiting for a guy like you all day!
guy: I got here as fast as a could officer..