Younes Si

ya, but the teacher probably didn't want to cause anymore trouble then there already was so he let it go...then he would have been questioned why he threw the chalk, and bla bla bla

imported_Fug

lol..i think the funniest thing that has ever happened was this past year (i went back for a second time in grade 12) and me n my friend darren got really high at lunch...like...really really high...so we went to math class n the teacher was like ok, today we are doing some group work and i have handouts for everyone to read...ok, lets take turns reading parts out loud......so i started ****ting my pants cuz i couldn't see the paper even...and it finally got to me after 3 other people and i had to read a massive paragraph so i tried the best i could ...i was like " um........uh..uh...uhh.....t...t...the, w-w-w-way that thhhhe t-t-t-t-theorum works...." and then i just blew up laughing...no one knew why either..everyone was just staring at me....so the teacher was jus like "ok john we'll come back to you" and he moved on to my friend darren...so as he started reading i just blew up laughing again....like i was crying........then finally a bunch of people in my class knew what was up and they started lauging with me..or at me...and it only made me laugh harder....and the teacher just stood there staring at me with the most evil grin on his face.........he then asked me to go sit outside of class for a while..so i tried to stand up and start walking but i tripped over some girls bag and landed on her desk knocking all her stuff over...so i tried to pick it up but couldn't get a good grip on the pencil...so i just yelled "WHAT THE ****!!!"..and the teacher just kept saying for me to leave and go to the VP..so i grabbed my bag and started shaking so badly and just stumbled outa class with my buddy laughing at me the whole way.....i then just went and slept in the back of my van for the next like 2 hours...lol..that was an awesome time...

imported_Fug

ohh...and then there was this time in grade 11 where i was sitting in biology with another one of my buddies and he was like "i dare u to fart right now"..since it was a test and we were both done but it was completely silent....so i was like "meh, ok, just a silent one that will stink"


so then i tried to drop one and **** my pants a bit since i had taco bell for lunch..it stunk..i got what i wanted...but i had to throw out a pair of completely good boxers minus the ****......

no joking either...

imported_Zyepher

Oh man...I just vomited. just a lil bit tho

imported_Fug

oh man, u can't tell me that u've never crapped ur pants just a lil bit at one point in ur high school life?......it almost makes u more manly....


hahahahaha

Younes Si

hey "Fug" your first story made me LMFAO i wish i was there

imported_Fug

oh man, i really wish i was there too...lol...it felt like i was watching myself make a complete idiot of myself through the window or something...i wasn't all there...haha, like, u know those out of body experiences?...hahahahahaha

Cynikal.Mindset

what self respecting man sh|ts his pants anywhere after the age of three and before the age of 75? (with injury and ailments aside)...I've been black out drunk, stoned, high as a kite more times than u would know and I have never ever sh|t myself...but maybe this goes back to the whole martini/closet homosexual thing, with your lose sphincter and all...that would explain things

Younes Si

^^ i don't think he was high when he sihit himself, he said he had taco bell or something that's what made him sihit himself when he tried to stink up the place

Cynikal.Mindset

thats what I mean...a sober person shouldnt **** themselves at all

imported_Fug

edit: oops...lost my train of though..i'll get back to u on a comeback...lol

Dr.K

I asked to go to the bathroom in Autocad class and didn't come back for 2 day's. Damn did I ever get baked.

czeto

AHHH thats wicked!!!

Connie

lol that story about getting high before class is so funny. I was dying over here reading it. I can just picture it
I remember when I was in highschool (I have like 10000 stories of embarassing moments) I fell off a school bus right in front of the whole school. The school was in the county so pretty much everyone had to take a bus, and they all arrived at the same time. It was a big yellow school bus too, and I was in grade 12. It was raining that morning and i was just about to walk down the first step when this girl behind me got pushed and then held on to me for support... I went right down the 3 big steps on my back and then landed on my *** right on the concrete. It sucked. Everyone was like "Can you move we can't get off the bus" The stupid bus driver didnt even offer to help. I was gonna sue them but blah, I was too embarrased. (almost broke my pelvic bone, and seriously ****ed my back for life, because of that) but the whole school thought it was funny and for like months after, I was known as the girl who fell off the bus...

heels1983

garde 6 we had a supply teacher we were having gym class and one of the kids broke a light in the gym and we couldnt finish our class because of it so we "protested" against the teacher. we wouldnt come in from recess woulldnt do our work made stupid signs that were ripping the teacher. by the end of it all we made her cry and we never saw her again. also got suspended for thowing a snowball at my priciple in gr8 he got a little suspicious when a few landed close to him and he turned around just as i was releasing one. kinda pissed i never hit him he was an a**hole. also one kid in grade 8 started beating up the principle punching him in the face and what not. kinda funny

imported_t_dot_SiR

gr 10 - me and my buddies were playing soccer in the field...... well, it happens like this... one of my friend had a back kick, so the ball flew way off the net and into a bush..... so then no one wants to run over and get it... well then one of the friend finally volunteer to do so, he went over and got the ball... then he was like laughing the whole time, so we're like "what?"... then he's like, "i dare one of you to kick the ball over into the bush"... then everyone was like, "sure, if you want to run over and pick up the ball once more" (coz everyone just thinks he is acting stupid)... then he insist on saying there would be something good and funny........ then i was like "ohwell... if there isn't something funny, i'm kicking your ***"... then i kick the ball hard right into the bush.....(however, i missed the couple in the bush, it wasn't a major hard kick, so it didn't really went into the bush through the branches and stuff)... then my friend was like "go over and get the ball now.." then of coruse i would refuse to do so... then finally lunch was over... so two other friends went with me to get the ball... and there were this couple having sex in the bush... at first i was hearing some strange breathing sound, then i burst in laughters.... us 3 peak/look over and saw the whole thing, but it wasn't much fun coz there wasn't much to see (clothes on) just having sex... they ddidn't stop even hearing our laughters... then we took the ball... then we just left....

gr 11 - heard a guy masturbating in the washroom... hahahaha... me and my friend wet some paper towel and threw it in from the top... then we knock on the door and my friend said "clean it up well", and we ran off! haha.....

gr 11 - saw a girl giving a ******* to a guy in a dark corner under the stairway... wasn't much...

gr 9 - everyone was sharing a porno... it was in english class... people were passing it around.... of course the girls skipped and pass it on! hahaha.... that was funny!!!! coz two guys took off to the washroom and didn't come back until end of class.... i wasn't close with those 2 guys, i just know the owner of the magazine haha...

gr 8 - put a condom in the french teacher's handbag.... then me and some friends went to look for her (pretending to need some extra help)... other french teachers (2 guys) were in the french department office too! after the extra help, one of my friend asked her if she has change for a loonie... then the french teacher went into her handbag to search, then she pull'd out a condom with a shocking look on her face (we held our laughters like we're so innocent...), the other two teachers gave her a weird look and she felt really embarassed... she actually said "its not mine" and one of the teacher was like "its ok..." we left and start bursting in laughters!

GOOD TIME GOOD TIME!...

imported_JusBlaze

i dont wanna type an essay so ill make is simple and quick

pretty much my whole school beat up this kid and his dad....my boy was kicking the dad so hard in the mouth his foot got stuck in his mouth and he couldnt get it out

but trust me...no matter how bad it seems they deserved it more than you could imagine but i wont get into that

imported_Fug

that just makes u seem like a complete ******* unless u have a story to back it up......

Younes Si

thats sick if it were true...can't really see that happening

imported_Zyepher

it was ok in the 70's