bdotdan

i went to a catholic school so we had to go to church once a month, but id say 1/4 to 1/2 of the school ended up always skipping it, so some of the teachers would go out trying to catch some of us. anyways once in grade 10 or 11 i got busted at a Tim Hortons with 2 of my buddies. so he decides to take us back to school and down to the office. well when he stopped at a red light i signaled to my one of my buddies (the one in the back seat with me) to get out. so i jump out of the car and start heading towards where the 407 was being built. my buddy hesitated for a couple of seconds but then decided to join me. we left my other buddy in the front seat. anyway so we're back at school about 2 periods later thinking we're in the clear, but the teacher who busted us knocks on the door of our class wanting to borrow or ask our teacher something. well he recognized my buddy as he was leaving (he was sitting right by the door) and took him to the office. i did my best to hide behind behind my text book. i got lucky and my buddies didn't rat me out

imported_Fug

LMAO...that last story just reminded me of this awesome time i had in the office..

well me n 5 of my buddies were sitting in the VP's office waiting to get suspended for getting caught videotaping some random funny stuff that we didn't know could get us in trouble...lol..but anyways...the VP left the room to go get our files and **** to call home and i was like "check this out" and of course we were all high as hell...ahh the good ol highschool days...lol. anyways, i walked up behind his desk and started looking through his stuff and tossing his pencils and **** behind his desk, then i tried to log onto his computer and it didn't work, but as i did that i heard his voice coming back slowly so i tried to turn his monitor back off but i knocked his orange crush off the side of his computer (one of those ones that lay flat on the table) and it spilled all over some ****...so i panicked and started grabbing random papers to wipe it up with.....after using a bunch of his sheets of prolly important paper and having my friends stare at me in disbelief thinking that i was about to get murdered i stood back up and walked around his desk laughing like crazy with soaking wet papers still in my hand. Right then the VP walks up to his door and instead of throwing the papers in the garbage i just tossed them up into the air where some of them stuck on the roof and some fell down..long story short he saw and i tried to say it was an accident but i got 3 more days added to my suspension cuz i could't stop shaking and laughing as he said he was going to "lay down the law, and "put my ***** on the chopping block"...like wtf!...how could he not expect a high guy to laugh at that....lol.....so i got a 9 day while my buddies got 6......i was the clear winner of the situation...hehehe

imported_yungwun

gr 11

To make a real long story short i got a girl to give me head outside on some portable steps , teacher booked it and baited me out a week later the girl was scared and told the principle how i forced her. Police got involved and they tried to charge me for assult and rape. Charges were dropped because the principle took my side and the girl kept changing up her stories. In the end my suspension was changed from 20 days - 7 days... The brainer switched schools after and i got some girls to beat her up.....

Younes Si

LMFAO....i was reading "Fug's" last one to my friend and we were almost crying i was trying to picture it happen

Younes Si

stupid bitches

imported_Zyepher

I ****ing love that slutbag...natasha..I wanted ot hit that **** raw dawg..until she told me about how many times she got double donged...lmao tlel everyone the 7 on one story

bdotdan

oh i just remember another one, me and about 10-15 of my buddies were heading beneath highway 5 bridge where we had built some dirt jumps. this was before the construction of the 407 had begun. anyway so all of us brought stuff with us so we could have a camp fire and cook out. well one of my buddies forgot the hamburger buns at my house, so him and i start heading back to my house to grab them, on the way back to the jumps we see some kid in the bushes. the trail we were following took us right by him and we were curious why he was just sitting in the bushes. when we got closer we saw he wasn't just sitting there, he was jerkin off to a magazine. so we start laughing our asses off and the kid immediatley jumps up and runs away while pulling his pants up. so we tell all our buddies what we saw and show them where it happened. well the kid left his "reading material" one of my buddies went to see what mag it was and we find out its some kind of muscle magazine.

the best part is about a week later i find out that the kid lives right behind me. every now and again we used to go buy a muscle mag and toss it in his backyard along with a note saying "we thought you would like this issue" along with his name.

imported_Fug

haha, thanks man, like i have so many funny times to type out but they all have to slowly come to me.......in time they will...lol..even i was laughing as i was typing it out just thinking about it..

imported_yungwun

lol the day after she gave me brains i lined up a next ting in the girls washroom..... about 8 mans came in for head it was amazing dont know exactly what happened after i dipped but it was said that she got lamb roasted! lol DAMN *****!!! i hate you should of never let u suck my dick

imported_Zyepher

Oh this is a story for the kings and queens..and how to get suspended for near 70 days.

Me and a couple other guys are sitting in auto class just shooing the ****ing and we were working on a old rusted ef my teacher let us work on cuz i convicned him to let us work on hondas . My friend kept feeding ideas to steal the honda and bring it into his garage so they can "type r it and bring it 2 the sick races bro" (this was in grade.10). I was telling him it was a hella stupid idea and whatever. *Now we're at lunch break*..I see one of my x friends Joee in the hallway and he goes "yo hold my jacket ill be back in a minute"..So i hold and wait like 3 minutes then just throw it on the floor and walk away..I'm walking to the student parking lot side to just 2 start a hotbox because people were waiting for it/me. When I step outside...all I see is a burgundy rusted ef punched the gas my AUTO teacher in his mazda bseries truck driving after him...my mouth is wide open and all I see is Joee pull a HARRRRRRRRRRD left and punch the gas then hear a BANG..I run into my friends car and all of us drive to the accident...when we get to the other side of the parking lot all we is a poor rusted ef halfway into a portable and someone wearing a tshirt running down creditview (Joee) by the time the whole class left the completly damaged classroom the police, all the principles were there....Needless to say they tried blaming me, three of my friends and obviously Joee into it. For some reason my three friends and I got suspended for 5 days and Joee got suspended for 70 days or somewhere in that ballpark figure. It was great though, my mom knew I did nothing wrong so she bought me a ps2 to keep me entertained through that time...

imported_yungwun

lol true STORY..... Witnessed some of it......... St Joes or shall i say St. Hoes is a hell of a highschool lol... i got highschool stories to tell for days!!! Everybody sattle up and get ready LOL..

imported_Fug

^^ haha thats awesome!


heres another...in grade 10 we had career studies class/civics so in civics we were out in a portable and me and my friend mike sat in the back corner by the back door...well one day it was open and the teacher was teaching in front of the class obviously so mike was like "man i am so facking thirsty" and i told him if he gave me a dollar extra i would go get him a drink since the teacher was in a bad mood and wouldn't let anyone leave.....so he was like, fine go for it, but ur not gonna be allowed....so instead i just got up and walked out the back door while he had his back to me....so instead of being safe i just walked right in front of the main window of the thing to get back into school...and all of a sudden i hear "what the HELL!!!!......JOHN!!!!!" so i panicked and ran into the school thinking he was only pretending to be mad but as i was walking up the stairs to the caf i hear a door bust open and my teacher yelling "JOHN!!!"......so i am scared as hell and i run and hide in the washroom....well i sat there thinking about what to do for like 45 minutes and when i finally went back to class to get my bag i got the biggest yelling ever...lol...and i had to play shot for shot with my teacher (huge muscle builder buy) the next time i was in class.....i lost....

[1sL0CiviC]

yo Zypher, what school did u go to?

*edit, never mind, i live right behind St. Hoes*

imported_yungwun

Another True Story.....

My class goes on a camping trip some where up north. We were split in 2 groups lucky then seaperated again into groups of four to share tents lucky i was placed with Zypher. We were stuck camping and hiking for about 4 or 5 days drinking contaminated water and nasty food LIKE BEANS WITH PITA BREAD LOL... Our stomacks couldnt take it anymore but there was no washrooms so we had to bust a tarzan... We Found some trees that were kind of shapped like toilets and fired rapidly i swear i could smell Zypher **** which made me wanted 2 sh*t more lol true story...

Younes Si

lmfao...you fool
you do the stupidest sihit when you panic

imported_Zyepher

oh man, honestly I had three log's (the length of a water bottle) come out of me..."y0 wat that smell??"- Karl

imported_~ILLEST CIV~

Man what i'd give to go back to high school. . haha the things my friends and i use to do would shock anyone. . lol i still don't understand how we didn't get suspended on numerous ocasions...

There's soo many stories...all good, but some are soOo good they are kinda bad to post. . .LOL

so i'll just give yah one. . .

We had two ramps at my school that connected to the main part of the school, the ramps lead up to the 2nd and third floor. . . and the basement as well....stair access and such. . . anyway right before period switch......a couple of buddies of mine poured cooking oil...and such all over the 2 connecting ramps. . .everyone slid down. . .hahhaha some fell. . . some inched their way down. . LOL it was great times. . .LOL

that's defiently not the best story...but just one of the thousands

again i'll repeat it, because i'd trade in my civic to go back to high school

great times

imported_SIR99

ALMOST HAD TO PLAY SHOT for sHHoT

chris_si98

hey fug, was that teachers name Mr. Law? Because I live in Oakville too and i had a teacher JUST like that and he was a huge muscle head.

imported_Zyepher

add to story..last nite him and a couple other people came to my house..We were smoking a joint on my porche and he goes to the side of my house to pee..but i wasn't paying attention so I step at the top of my porche, pull out my ****** and start peeing little did I know he's walking back and catchs a face/shirt load of **** but im so mashed I dont even notice until he comes up the porche and everyone is crying because he's soaked..haha he was pissed.

im done no more storys yet..