imported_Moe_Mentum

^^^^^ "haha he was pissed." ^^^

Lmao no pun intended eh

cee_mon

Didnt read the past 4 pages....but here is a quick story.
Grade 10 math class.....Game - toss the tennis ball around without getting caught. Buddy throws ball hit other guy in face = broken nose and blood everywhere. Teacher didnt know what happened.

imported_t_dot_SiR

haha... damn i wish i could get some heads in gr 11...

anyways, in gr 12 & oac... a bunch of asian kids would sit together and play a game called "big 2"... of course without money or something to lose, it wouldn't be fun to play! well, as being ghetto, we never had money involve, so the winner gets the loser to do something, and if the loser doesn't do it, he gets beat up by everyone... of course we always cheated and set up someone to lose! (haha...)... well, once we had this guy jump into the garbage bin and stay in there for the whole lunch... and everyone kept pouring in left over food like spaghetti, burgers, salad, juices, etc etc... and there are people who isn't environmental friendly just throw in glass bottle into the garbage... and there was two guys throwing in glass bottle hard into the garbage can! we're like "uh-oh" coz we thought he could've got injured (lucky nothing happen but a big bruised on his head and he was all stink up)... well he had to goto class with nasty **** all over him! another time, some other guy lose, we had him do the same thing, but then we made him jump out of the garbage can and give the girl a kiss... hahahaha...... the girl gave him one hard slap and scream like mad... that guy's mom went to the principle..... well of course we were all ok... its just a game... another time is... we had this other guy lose... we told him to go upto a girl who is sitting/standing with her bf... then he has to grab her and say "i love you" and give her a kiss.... that guy did everything, but before he could give her a kiss... (he couldn't get her face) that guy gave him a fist in the face..... omg... nose bled like mad... then we just took him to the washroom and told that guy that it was a game.... he was mad but the girl told him it was ok and told him to chill off (the girl was nice hahaha...) anyways..... these are not big stories, but they do make my high school life fun every lunch!

imported_Fug

OMG man, i know mr.law...he taught at my school (STA) for a while but he left...no it wasn't him but it was his sidekick in crime mr.galoni.....lol

i dunno if u ever heard of him....

chris_si98

hahaha, yeah dude I know mr. galoni. I never had him teach me. But Mr.Law taught me and he once chased me all the way to the overflow (parking lot) because I whipped a water balloon in his classroom

imported_civic_blondie87

AHHHHHHH MR. LAW TAUGHT ME SUMMER SCHOOL MATH IN GR 9 AND THROUGH A TEXT BOOK AT ME BECAUSE I WOULD SHUT UP!!!!!!

imported_civic_blondie87

**threw **wouldnt

stock94block

We had a stuck up Students-Council" at my school. One day they were putting on a presentation for some fundraising BS in the cafeteria. I had a spare with some buddys and noticed a big chalk board on the stage. So I go up there, draw the biggest, boldest dick from end to end. Lunch time came, the presentation went on...teachers everywhere...big dick on board. What they were trying to get us to sell I have no idea, I just remember over hearing voices "what's that on the board...haha oh **** it is!" To make it worse the presentation was like a little skit thing, so they were damn serious about it

stock94block

and heres another one...My school has a rear parking lot thats on top of a pretty steep hill, at the bottom is the gym teachers pride and joy football field. Well anyway, I wasn't involved so give me no credit, but some of my buddys got into this other guys car, threw it in neutral and pushed the damn thing down the hill. The guy came out and laughed, it was all in good fun....so he manages to get the car back up the side of the hill and someone says "hey, go down there and do a little donut!"...what do you know, he said "yeah!" It had been raining for a week staright, so the grass was extremely soft and wet. He drives down the hill he already had to struggle to get up...does a little half circle and the car gets stuck. I mean STUCK. There was actually a teacher standing outside the portables watching the whole time. The principals came out, random people were gathering just looking at the thing thinking the same thing "why is there a station wagon stuck in the middle of the football field?" In the end they had to call a tow truck, and the guys that pushed it originally and the driver had to re-sod the field.

spracingsports

senior prank:

to make a long story short, we parked the principle's car on the roof of the bathrooms. if yuore wonderig where we got keys, his daughter was a senior.

imported_Team Rukus

grade 11 and our school had ttc photo day.
our teacher basically had our class be the ones that would issue out the form (paper card) onto which you would have to write your name down on it and what home form and then take a picture so they can make it.

well i was one of the guys that was dealing with giving out the forms to all the students of my school the forms so on the second day of ttc photo's the crowd started to slow down because there wasnt too many left to go since most of them either did it the day before or didnt do it at all. so i took 3 forms for my self and made 3 different names for my self. 1 was my real name (first and last) 1 was rizen tiger and the third one was "IBUN HERBS" and for that picture i took it me looking all high n ****. was really funny still.
anyways a week later the cards where being issued back and on that day i was absent cuz i didnt wake up in time so i went the next day and i get the teacher telling me to go to the office as soon as i enter the room and i have all these kids laughing so i am thinking wtf is going on (i forgot about the cards). so i get to the office and i have my vp tell me that i can get suspended blah blah blah for impersonating another student etc. so i ask him what he was talking about and he tells me that I took multiple photo's and that i changed my name on ttc photo day, thats when everything made sense and i asked him what he meant by impersonation thats when he goes IBEN HERBS isnt that like a russian name? i started to crack up but he didnt like it so he made me pay for the extra two cards that i had made up and then cut the cards and told me to stay in the office for 1 whole day (1 day office suspension).

Younes Si

broken nose and blood everywhere from a tennis ball? siht, how hard were you throwing it

chris_si98

hahaha, yeah mr. law likes to do stupid things like that. He once picked up my bud and literally tossed him like a doll because he tried to hide Mr. Law's suitcase.

imported_SIR99

was that guy named boris by any chance...... i heard about something like that...that guy did a lot in his time at STA...hahha

czeto

Some good stories so far!!
So, it's Gr 10 english. The teacher is one of those mid fifties, cat owning, stuffy, tweed sport coat, mint green short sleeve dress shirt with no undershirt so you can see his nipples types.
He leaves the class. Kid 1 goes outside and lays on the ground outside under the 2nd storey window. The other kid stands at the window holding kid 1's shoes, like he's holding the kid from falling. Nipples comes back and kid yells, "I can't hold him any more sir!!" and drops the shoes. Teach clears all the stairs on the way outside and completely peaks, nervous breakdown. Ends up being off for two years!! Kids get suspended.
And yes the windows opened, the school was built in the 1920's.

iam_immigrant

grade 10/11

sub for gym class and we had to do stupid paper work instead of usual gym stuff. teacher was writing something on the board when my buddies threw a whole roll of paper towel (the huge recycled brown ones) which hit the guy in the back of the head.

Needless to say we were doing nothing but laps for a week.


OAC

buddy and i are taking a **** when we noticed someone was doing a #2. So me and my buddy pickup the garbage can (the silver ones some people have) and threw it into the stall so that it would go over the guy's head. All we heard was "WTF...ahhhhhhhh...." and we just ran out laughing our asses off.

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

LEITNER takes the cake..... not one of us can say we've done that before. Best story fo sho.

I know a teacher that's slept with a few of the female students though.

bdotdan

so do i