imported_cet_civic

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.

AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really
are:

You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.


Good for a laugh,

I like number 6

madspeed_si

thats good

imported_Slaughter

Hahaha.. Some of the best advice I have ever been given! Thanks

bbarbulo

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you'd be surprised how many ppl use the WD40 trick... like some ppl hear squealing accessory belts, and they spray them with WD40

I thought windex cured everything?

imported_JusBlaze

Windex does. My dad uses it if the drywall gets dirty, if tea spills, if something falls on the sofa...what a moron lol

imported_blkzc

#6 is funny!

What about this one:

If you think something in your fridge has gone bad ask your buddy if hes hungry before eating. Wait for reaction........if none dig in!

imported_Vato_Loco

HAHA #1 is good!

imported_JDM-EG6

hah yeah #6 ownz all

imported_kIeRaN

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

i like this one the most but theyre all good lol

Surfofpink

I work for Greek people and the rumors are true. They DO use windex for everything. I cut my foot on the bottom the ladder when I was lifting it and it was bleeding and my boss sprayed windex on it and was like "you're fine.. now get back to work". Hurt so good