chris_si98

I tend to remember stats and stuff.. in my auto classes I always get 85%-95% on the tests, but sometimes I have problems remembering the little things, like where I put my wallet or keys, or what I had planned for tonight, **** like that I ALWAYS forget. But then again I'm usually stoned throughout the day lol

Bryce

kwyze all im saying is ppl tend to compare **** that dont really compare... like


"YO MY LAMBO WILL EAT YOUR TypeR FOR BREAKFAST"

thats like comparing david and goliath.

And your right about gas. I fogot that ppl even take the time to huff that **** still.. I remember that epidemic about those inuit kids huffing gas a couple years back...

imported_Fug

i won't be able to come out tonight man but possibly tomorrow cuz i will be out until around that time anyways....also, about what i was on, i won't say here but i will say that i haven't done it in over a year and after last night it may never happen again. i couldn't sleep till 5 am, and i was shaking like crazy.....thats my bad story...=(

1sykcoupe

hurts ur pockets not only buyin it but also wen u get munchies afterwards and dont care how much the food costs u jus want the right munchies.

imported_doggy69247

yea what u are looking 4 is a pot head like me i smoke every now and then mabie 4 tims 1 week of im off work then it wil be a month be4 i do it again


i have found that short term memory is ****ed up and the day after im dumber


i got 2 smoking it every night for about a month and i kinda got stupid and lazy so i stoped


i work with guys that smoke 10 times a day at work dosent matter they must smoke all the time and i see how ****ing retarded they are and how it comes 1st be4 anything else they are broke and behind on rent and cant feed there kids but they allways have weed



1 guy i work with i met him at the gym 1 day and he asked me 4 a ride home do i drove him home 2 the dog patch

turned out i was 1 streat over and we never met so i went home got some weed and walked over i go downstirs and holy **** his but ****ing ugly gf was there with a knife scraping the rezin out of the coffie crinder that they use 2 chop the weed cus they were all out

there were 5 different bongs on the coffie table and the place was a dump i was sooo in shock that i was actualy in a place like they so i sit on the coutch and i dont know this guy at all exept 2 say hi to as we walk buy eatchother at work


streaight out he said so u getin the weed out lets have a smoke so i spark up the joint and they had these tubes of paper all decorated in stars and stickers on the table and every time they took a drag they would blow the smoke through this tube so i asked wtf was that 4 ?

it was a kitchen towel tube that they stuffed bounce dryer shiets into it and aparently that takes away the smell of the pot from the room so the lanloard dosent find out


then he is like hey u wana watch ren and stimpy im like ok he said i only got dvd 1 and 7 left and his gf stops him no u only have dvd 1 left i pawned the #7 off 2 buy bread and milk 4 the kids today !!


oo u have kids yea i have 4 kids they are in bed in the next room and they all have a different dad as she smiles with her crucked *** teath

as i look around the room as they descuss money problems and stuff u dont talk about wen u have people over as they sit eather side of me and talk prety loud asif i wasent there im looking around this ****hole of an apartment and i sudenly notice that there is no walls no drywall just studs with nails in them were the drywall was ripped off and the roof was all riped down lights dangleing buy wires and ****


so i asked whats with the no walls ?? so i get this story on how 1 day there was this smell and they thaught a rackoon has crawled up inside the wall and died cus it smelled real bad so he ripped all the walls off and the roof trying 2 find it

OK


so on goes the story and it turned out that they had some meet in the fridge that had falen down the back and gone down the drain into that tray in the back and had started 2 rot and a rat had gone in the tray and died and all the water was in there 2 so she moved the fridge out and found it but the tray was stuck and dident seem 2 want 2 come out and be leaned so she is pulling real hard on this tray with all its goodies in and sudely it broke free and she threw all the rotting bodies allover herself



i was nearly sick just listening 2 this story man it was nasty i could just see in my mind this white trash ***** being covered in formenting rotting flesh and it was disgusting


thenall of a suden something runs out from behind the tv and jumped in my lap and i jumped up sooo fast and threw it across the rom turned out it was there pet cat who was soooooooooo skinny it was disgusting so i sit back down wondering why the **** i was here any more thinking of a way 2 politely get the **** out of there and the cat jumps on my lap again so its sitting there puring away verry friendly and about 10 mins later he tels me o yea the cat has fleas so dont toutch it 2 mutch so i jump up tossed the cat grabbed my bag of weed and i called them the dirtyiest mother ****ers i have ever known and started 2 walk out he was like why u going whats wrong and as i grab my shoes and get the **** out of there he folowed my outside and then yells at me hey buddy can i borow 100$ il pay u back weni get paid i couldent beliecve it



thats what a ****ing real pothead looks like




since that day i voued 2 myself that i wil never become a pot head and smoke every day ever ever ever



so now i smoke every now and then this half 1/4 i have has lasted me 3 months now and i stil have a half joint and another 1 to be roled




so now im going outside 4 a smoke cus im changeing over 2 working nights and i got **** all 2 do but stay up until 5am so i become nockternal



the end




dont become a pot head

kwyze

now, can we say that it used to be one of mikes past times?

imported_Fug

yup, thats it, and man, never again.......

kwyze

haha touche

jgreddyturbo

If anything, alcohol should be banned before they get to weed. Weed chills you, makes you more cautious and aware on the road while driving, makes you sleep nice w/o tossing and turning, you never start scraps with people. Alcohol is the opposite of everything mentioned above.

Legalize marijuana my friends!!!!

imported_JoonyaSI

although i agree with some things u said ... these 2 totally contradict eachother ..

imported_Bruce Fee

THC is fat soluble
alcohol is water soluble.

alcohol is better

jgreddyturbo

Somewhat...if you lie down on a bed and get all comfy your ready to snooze. When your driving, you pay attention to the road and your more aware thus not so sleepy. I never fall asleep on the road while high, maybe your just a braindead noob and can't handle a joint :P ******

imported_JoonyaSI

cmon now mr 70 posts ... how am i braindead when im a full functioning member of society ... i work .. pay taxes .. and bills ...


which part makes me brain dead ?

Bryce

i Fart in your face mr 70 post

imported_JoonyaSI

lol fi real eh ... dude needs a job at the hospital suckin farts outta sheets ..

Gallagher

did someone say steak ?

jgreddyturbo

This kid looks like a serial killer ****** that everyone picked on in school. This queer *** is going to be in the toronto sun soon for killing bullies that picked on him HAHAHA

imported_JoonyaSI

ummmm... yea......... as opposed to a sideshow bob wanna-be ... where did u come from guy ... who are u .. state ur purpose

Bryce

Terry I take it he didnt like it when i farted in his face

And your comment above.. its hillarious were all laughing with you. Funny how you mention i look like a serial killer... i dont see it lmao. Your the one with sideshow-bob in your Avatar. Some strange midnight fetish of yours? haha. go home.

imported_viper_2_4

grow up