How to Read Personals......
04-Feb-2003, 11:30 PM
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How to Read Personals......
How to read personal ads:
40-ish.....................49
Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No ****
Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.......Medicated
Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a ****
Fun.............................Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................Sloppy drunk
Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..............Certified Bitch
Redhead....................Bad dye-job
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker
Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart............Old bat
40-ish.....................49
Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No ****
Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.......Medicated
Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a ****
Fun.............................Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................Sloppy drunk
Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..............Certified Bitch
Redhead....................Bad dye-job
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker
Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart............Old bat
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