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Old 08-Sep-2006, 01:19 PM
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I crack myself up

so a number of my relatives think i'm a little on the cooky side.. i like to press buttons and shock people.. and i don't spend enough time with them to realize it's just my sense of humour... so my uncle sent out an email to me, some other aunts, uncles, and cousins....

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Be careful. I was approached yesterday afternoon around 5:30 PM in the

Walmart parking lot by two males asking what kind of perfume I was

wearing.Then they asked if I'd like to sample some fabulous scent they were

willing to sell me at a very reasonable rate. I probably would have agreed

had I not received an e-mail warning of a "Wanna smell this neat perfume?"

scam. The men continued to stand between parked cars, I guess to wait for

someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going towards them, pointing at

them and told her about how I was sent an e-mail at work about someone

walking! up to you at the malls or in parking lots and asking you to SNIFF

PERFUME that they are selling at a cheap price.


THIS IS NOT PERFUME..IT IS ETHER!

When you sniff it, you'll pass out.They'll take your wallet, your valuables

and heaven knows what else. If it were not for this e-mail, I probably would

have sniffed the 'perfume' but thanks to the generosity of an e-mailing

friend, I was spared whatever might have happened to me. I wanted to do the

same for you.


PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS AND PLEASE BE ALERT AND BE

AWARE.

IF YOU ARE A MAN AND RECEIVE THIS, PASS IT ON TO YOUR WOMEN FRIENDS.

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this is stupid first of all because there is more than one walmart location in north america...

anyway, i am doing a reply-to-all

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i've been trying for years to get my hands on some ether, unfortunately, it's not very easy to obtain.

a sniff won't make you pass out though... maybe in a closed room with no ventillation after a while you will.
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Old 08-Sep-2006, 02:55 PM
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who knows whats in that bottle anyway...chloroform or shyt like that...
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Old 08-Sep-2006, 02:57 PM
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chloroform is great...knock ****'s out!
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Old 08-Sep-2006, 04:26 PM
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Like Bruce said, it takes more than "a sniff" to pass out.
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Old 08-Sep-2006, 04:29 PM
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maybe it was insta-herpe !
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Old 08-Sep-2006, 04:43 PM
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I don't go smell another man.
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Old 08-Sep-2006, 09:35 PM
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I don't go smell another man.
I'd be like get the **** outta here ****** lol
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