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Old 04-Dec-2008, 11:36 AM
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I think I saw Jesus, what do i do? Please help fast? This isn't a joke.

Last night I was walking to a neighbors house to get into a sword fight with them, since they moved in they have been a pain for the entire block.

All day they play their music really loud and are constantly screaming and fighting. I over the past 3 months i have called the cops on them 12 times and I have an yelling match with them twice a week.

So last night, enough was enough, I went to the bathroom and grabbed my sword and rushed out of the house and headed over for a fight.

As i was rushing there, to do honor to my house, I tripped over and landed flat on my face. As I got up, I was dazed really bad, but i saw a figure in front of me.

Just as I realized it was Jesus, the apparition disappeared.

Now I'm confused in regards to what I should do.

Was this a sign that what I was doing was the work of god? Or was that Jesus who stopped me from getting into a sword fight?

Can someone who is well versed in things like this please help me fast.

I'm going crazy thinking about what it all means.
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 11:51 AM
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take another hit from your bong, and see if you can find jebus again!

Some might perceive this as an intervention of types, but what stopped you from shaking it off and heading over to your neighbours?
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he flaked out...cold feet
using jesus as a bailout for his vaginaness
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 12:04 PM
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i don't use THC.

people find god in weird circumstances, and not all of them are drug addicts
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Originally Posted by Tyson09
he flaked out...cold feet
using jesus as a bailout for his vaginaness
LOL
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 12:05 PM
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is this a joke?
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 12:15 PM
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this is no joke
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 12:18 PM
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good thing you didn't land on your sword. Didn't you know you shouldn't be running with scissors, well in this case a sword.

I would say that it was a sign to stop. Love thy neighbor no matter what. I think it would truly **** them more off if no matter what they throw at you, you still smile.
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 12:18 PM
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lol
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 12:19 PM
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nono your looking at this all worng, its a sign from god alright.

You shoudl get together with your neighbours and have a sandy vagina/prayer party and everything wil be better :-P

maybe you just banged your head way hard man.
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 12:23 PM
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yo im trippin out whats going on
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Originally Posted by Tyson09
he flaked out...cold feet
using jesus as a bailout for his vaginaness
lol
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 12:37 PM
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Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD


I'm pretty sure it's safe to say he stopped you from doing what you were about to do
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lmao this is really funny
jesus is a joke
mary is a *****
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Go spend thousands at a fortune teller... that should answer some questions
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by shlammed
Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD


I'm pretty sure it's safe to say he stopped you from doing what you were about to do
I'm not so sure

"And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;...a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth. And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him." Genesis 4:11-15

maybe i am to get vengence seven fold upon these people?

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Originally Posted by bruce fee
Last night I was walking to a neighbors house to get into a sword fight with them, since they moved in they have been a pain for the entire block.

All day they play their music really loud and are constantly screaming and fighting. I over the past 3 months i have called the cops on them 12 times and I have an yelling match with them twice a week.

So last night, enough was enough, I went to the bathroom and grabbed my sword and rushed out of the house and headed over for a fight.

As i was rushing there, to do honor to my house, I tripped over and landed flat on my face. As I got up, I was dazed really bad, but i saw a figure in front of me.

Just as I realized it was Jesus, the apparition disappeared.

Now I'm confused in regards to what I should do.

Was this a sign that what I was doing was the work of god? Or was that Jesus who stopped me from getting into a sword fight?

Can someone who is well versed in things like this please help me fast.

I'm going crazy thinking about what it all means.
Thought you didn't believe in God?
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http://www.geocities.com/athens/part...vengeance.html

look at this.. maybe there is more to this than just my neighbors?
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Old 04-Dec-2008, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by MPR
Thought you didn't believe in God?
beliefs can change my friend.
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Did he look like this?



This is at a church on the east side of I-75 about 40 miles north of Cincinnati.

I thought you were an athiest brucefee? How could you see jesus if you don't believe in him?
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