I'm back
10-Oct-2006, 09:54 AM
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I'm back
So I'm back from Central/Eastern Europe and I learned a number of things. I will share some for now.
Amsterdam---
-don't do mushrooms and go into a museum if you have any interest in the museum
-don't stay at the flying pig hostel
-the weed is nothing crazy, stick to hash while you're there
-staring at ****** is fun
Munich---
-Octoberfest is the single greatest party on earth
-good beer does not lead to hangovers (had 4L of 7% beer one night and no problems - but I had been in training with Colt 45 months before going - works every time)
-girls in Munchen are friendly and good
-no young fat people
Vienna---
-Austrians are basically crap Germans
-coffee in Vienna is horrid, ignore the rumours (worst place for coffee on the whole trip)
-good desserts (ice cream and blah blah blah)
-big ****
Bratislava---
-the best looking and fit women I have ever seen in my life
-food is amazing, cheap, and no processed or frozen stuff - all fresh
-Very good beer
-no ****boxes, lots of small, no frills, new cars
-the place to go to find a wife
Prague---
-perfect for partying with friends, or taking a significant other for couple stuff
-beautiful city, cheap drinks, one massive club
-some girls tried to scam us, but we got the better end of the stick and left them
-absinthe is not a big deal, no more drugs in it
-the youth likes "black music"
-lots of tourists
-strip club with a lesbian sex show was $10 canadian for cover and 5 cans of beer
Berlin
-lots of homosexual activity (more rainbow flags outside clubs than not)
-interesting situation with the city, downtown is all new
-good for one day of sight seeing, maybe do the bike tour (I injured my leg cause of the girls in Prague, so I couldn't)
-girls aren't very good
-didn't really partake in the nightlife here, but there is lots of recent history.
London
-****ty expensive processed frozen crap food (garbage dinner for two is like at least $60 Canadian)
-the girls are ugly
-lots of curry dishes
-glad I went to London, but I will never go back.
Amsterdam---
-don't do mushrooms and go into a museum if you have any interest in the museum
-don't stay at the flying pig hostel
-the weed is nothing crazy, stick to hash while you're there
-staring at ****** is fun
Munich---
-Octoberfest is the single greatest party on earth
-good beer does not lead to hangovers (had 4L of 7% beer one night and no problems - but I had been in training with Colt 45 months before going - works every time)
-girls in Munchen are friendly and good
-no young fat people
Vienna---
-Austrians are basically crap Germans
-coffee in Vienna is horrid, ignore the rumours (worst place for coffee on the whole trip)
-good desserts (ice cream and blah blah blah)
-big ****
Bratislava---
-the best looking and fit women I have ever seen in my life
-food is amazing, cheap, and no processed or frozen stuff - all fresh
-Very good beer
-no ****boxes, lots of small, no frills, new cars
-the place to go to find a wife
Prague---
-perfect for partying with friends, or taking a significant other for couple stuff
-beautiful city, cheap drinks, one massive club
-some girls tried to scam us, but we got the better end of the stick and left them
-absinthe is not a big deal, no more drugs in it
-the youth likes "black music"
-lots of tourists
-strip club with a lesbian sex show was $10 canadian for cover and 5 cans of beer
Berlin
-lots of homosexual activity (more rainbow flags outside clubs than not)
-interesting situation with the city, downtown is all new
-good for one day of sight seeing, maybe do the bike tour (I injured my leg cause of the girls in Prague, so I couldn't)
-girls aren't very good
-didn't really partake in the nightlife here, but there is lots of recent history.
London
-****ty expensive processed frozen crap food (garbage dinner for two is like at least $60 Canadian)
-the girls are ugly
-lots of curry dishes
-glad I went to London, but I will never go back.
10-Oct-2006, 09:56 AM
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST !!!!!!!!
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ughhhh i know youve been gone .. but damn .. we still have a search button here !!!!! ..
http://www.torontocivics.com/tccforu...hreadid=133297
ughhhh i know youve been gone .. but damn .. we still have a search button here !!!!! ..
10-Oct-2006, 09:59 AM
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lol your thread has none of his useful info...
welcome back bruce!
i think bruce should write a guide for travelling the world... sorta like Frommers (sp?) but from his point of view... i think his write ups would be far more useful...
welcome back bruce!
i think bruce should write a guide for travelling the world... sorta like Frommers (sp?) but from his point of view... i think his write ups would be far more useful...
10-Oct-2006, 10:03 AM
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yeah man, Soviet Broad Technology!! Eastern Europeans girls have **** that doesn't stink.
The Soviets were working on making broad's good looking... that's the only logical conclusion we could come up with.
SBTs
SilverSiG, if you get me the funding and take care of the business end, I promise to give you a more succesfull book than that fassssy hole or the "let's go" garbage.
The Soviets were working on making broad's good looking... that's the only logical conclusion we could come up with.
SBTs
SilverSiG, if you get me the funding and take care of the business end, I promise to give you a more succesfull book than that fassssy hole or the "let's go" garbage.
10-Oct-2006, 10:15 AM
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^ we'll build an empire bigger than google and youtube combined~!
i've heard of this SBT stuff before, but never with that terminology or the info broken down by geographical areas like you have...
now we just need some cash....
i've heard of this SBT stuff before, but never with that terminology or the info broken down by geographical areas like you have...
now we just need some cash....
I'll be up for lunch soon (I owe you one or two now anyway) 
10-Oct-2006, 11:56 AM
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yeah... my friend and i are good travelling idiots... a lot of my friends i can't be with for 21 days straight.... my buddy was in charge of directions (i get lost in my neighbourhood), and I was in charge of talking to girls and 'security'
haha
haha
10-Oct-2006, 01:21 PM
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Originally posted by szuberi
welcome back bruce...while you were away...mr. joonyaSi untiringly took over the chit chat arena..lol...its time to take the title back..haha
welcome back bruce...while you were away...mr. joonyaSi untiringly took over the chit chat arena..lol...its time to take the title back..haha
10-Oct-2006, 02:00 PM
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Originally posted by Joker
you have any pics to go with that great trip brakdown?
you have any pics to go with that great trip brakdown?
i'll see what i can do.
i have a good pic of the cleavage of the broads who tried to scam us in prague. the reason i talked to them was cause of their choice in clothing... i'm guessing that is the attraction of drunk idiots to try and scam. good thing i'm from scarborough and think everyone is off to rip me off to begin with!
